Ok first of all: I LOVE YOU JODY! And you didn't die yay!!!
Sam "can't recharge his battery!" and hes "all duct tape and safety pins" BECAUSE EZEKIEL IS NOMMING ON HIS SOUL NOM NOM NOM NOM
I'm sure it is one of the tastiest of souls! but Ezekiel you can't do that, k? Better angels than you have been in that vessel and he's gonna boot your feathery ass.
Also, I need to point something out to my fellow lore-lovers. All over the internets I see people saying there is only one Ezekiel in the Bible and it's a prophet. I'm not saying they're wrong. HOWEVER In the Book of Enoch- one of my favorite bits of Apocrypha there is a group of fallen angels, the Grigori aka the Watchers. They are made up of 200 angels, the leaders of which include: (you ready? go get a cup of water and sit down, k because I'm about to fizzle your brainstems) which include: Azazel, Samyaza and Ezeqeel.
Now I'm not saying show is going this road because if they're not clever enough to remember why the Winchesters would never sign their own damn names they're wanted criminals for fuck's sake they're not gonna think of this BUT what if Castiel was all like Ezekiel? Oh yeah he's cool, bro. And then When he meets him for real he's like DEAN OMG that's not Ezekiel that's Ezeqeel!! RUN!!!
Also that green shirt Sam was wearing? I love you green shirt. And you made me think of Sam's brown shirt in DSOTM which was almost as stunning. And then Dean said Sam had to have faith and then I thought Sam was going to reach in his bag and pull out the Samulet and throw it at Dean's feet! (sorry I saw the Samulet last week and now I'm having problems)
and btw- I looooved that angle when Zeke came online at the end there just as Dean was about to confess. That was some beautiful- between Sam's legs cam action right there.
Did I mention Jody didn't die? And she thinks Dean & Sam have something special? I do too. Even if they lie to each other. What was it Zachariah said? Psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent? Damn straight.
Ok yeah that was awesome looking. So Dean tries to tell Sam again and Ezekiel hand-slams him and then absconds with Sam's body? Is that what I'm seeing about to take place? No wonder Jared is loving this season- he even gets to do the powers wall-slam again! Even though it is likely Ezekiel and not Sam. Le Sigh.