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[mongrelprof]

// Pay Attention You Jaded Upperclassmen Wankers TA assignments are as follows:
[A] Mosh Pits: A Social Dichotomy that Smells Strongly of Damp Hot Dogs
Cockrum Complex, Room 117, TTH, 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM [S. Black / TA: Rammsteiner]

[B] Musical Chairs: Stop Kicking Each Other in the Shins You Hateful Little WankersCockrum Complex, Room 213, TTH, 12

Comments

[chrysaline]

You're breaking my heart.

[mongrelprof]

An unfortunate side effect my female students often feel, I'm afraid. Can't be helped.

[chrysaline]

And you call yourself a music professor?

[mongrelprof]

You think I'm better suited to something else?

[chrysaline]

Last time I quote lyrics at you.

[mongrelprof]

I've gotten to the point where nearly every sentence anyone ever says to me could be a song lyric.

[chrysaline]

But you were listening to it.

[mongrelprof]

By the time you precocious little bastards started to reply I was already on The Clash.

[chrysaline]

Typical. Joke falls flat.

[chrysaline]

What do you need for class tomorrow?

[mongrelprof]

I'll be providing everything you'll need to wrangle freshmen. Mostly hand sanitizer. And a sharpie you're going to write on them with.

[chrysaline]

Can I bring my knitting needles to keep them at bay?

[mongrelprof]

I should think that would be perfect.

[chrysaline]

Great. Let the games begin.

[mongrelprof]

Excellent style.