Let me guess, it also rotted your teeth, made you kill your childhood next door neighbor slash love interest and left you to die in the middle of a deserted street.
But ice cream didn't count on the harsh yet good-intentioned Lord Ganache finding you.
Yes, under his tutelage, you grew into a strong gateau warrior. With your weapon of eclair cream filling and strawberry frosting, you were nigh unstoppable. Your mastery of sugary confections was driven by one purpose and one purpose only: Revenge.
And at last, your time came. In a thrilling and dangerous battle, the student finally bested the master. Yes, you, Gateau Knight, set off to defeat your archnemesis Ice Cream, armed with naught but your wits, your deadly skill and some licorice. And maybe a powdered sugar bomb.
And find him you did! Your entire life -- everything you'd lived for up until now, everything you've trained for, everything you are fighting for is being summed up here, now, in this battle of molasses and sweet cream and strawberry milk!
But what ho? Just as you are about to avenge a lifetime's worth of suffering, pain and defeat, Ice Cream smiles! Not a bitter smile, or an evil smile.
No, this is a genuine smile, filled with despair and...dare I say...hope. And with his dying breath, as you run him through with your candy cane katana, he reveals that he had killed your entire family to protect you! That they were planning on rebelling against the system and destroying everything the world held dear! Destroy the family and spare you and be made into an enemy, or stand aside and let you be destroyed with your family! The choice was clear to Ice Cream, and as the life fades from his eyes, he tells you,
"At least...you...survived...dear little brother..."
Eh, you could sell it. It worked for Kishimoto. Just keep exposition to a minimum until the time is right and throw in lots of shady dialogue with double-meanings.
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Something is wrong with eating ice cream.
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How the hell was that relevant to. Anything.
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Yes, under his tutelage, you grew into a strong gateau warrior. With your weapon of eclair cream filling and strawberry frosting, you were nigh unstoppable. Your mastery of sugary confections was driven by one purpose and one purpose only: Revenge.
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No, this is a genuine smile, filled with despair and...dare I say...hope. And with his dying breath, as you run him through with your candy cane katana, he reveals that he had killed your entire family to protect you! That they were planning on rebelling against the system and destroying everything the world held dear! Destroy the family and spare you and be made into an enemy, or stand aside and let you be destroyed with your family! The choice was clear to Ice Cream, and as the life fades from his eyes, he tells you,
"At least...you...survived...dear little brother..."
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