£ Fate fell short this time your smile fades in the summer £

[moneysexual]

The demon spawn used his magical demon powers to get me free ice cream. KAkjd IT WAS AWESOME. I wish I was an adorable kid so I could use my looks to get free shit. That way I could put more money to my loan and not worry about getting food.

Speaking of food. 500-YEN! Play Uno with me. Loser (meaning you) has to make the winner (meaning me) A

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[bringindiceback]

Toaster/Shiraishi.

Prompt: You make it so good.

[moneysexual]

One day Shiraishi was bored. He hadn't gotten laid in months and was in a bad mood. So he stuck his penis in a toaster and pretended that he was getting oral from a hot chick. Or.. a dude if that's what he likes. "Oh toaster!" he cried, "You make it so good!!"

The end.

[bringindiceback]

That almost deserves a thumbs up.

[moneysexual]

Give me thumbs.

[bringindiceback]

Why?

[moneysexual]

Because I want them.

[bringindiceback]

You don't get any.

[moneysexual]

You're a bitch.

[shirakira]

I didn't know you liked fantasizing about me like that.

[bringindiceback]

Then you really don't want to know what I think of in my free time.

[shirakira]

I'm hurt that you left out ecstasy.

[bringindiceback]

I'm shocked you know what ecstacy is.

[automailmaker]

I don't know who the guy is, but I'm in hysterics.

[moneysexual]

YAY!!!

No one else appreciates my fantastic writing.

[automailmaker]

Kick them in the face.

[moneysexual]

With RAGE?