Dear Santa
I know it is either a little late or really early but I have a request. I mean really you probably aren't really busy right now, you probably make your elves do everything and you just sit on your fat ass all year. I doubt they have any slave labor laws at the North Pole. So anyway, I would like it very much if you could get me a winning lotto ticket(like a big winner, not just like a dollar duh), or a really awesome paying job somewhere warm, so I can get out of this cold, redneck infested town. Thanks.
~Angela~
~Angela~