Drunk with kelly.
I went over Kelly and Gary's tonight and i had fun. Kelly and I decided to write a livejournal entry together. I just copied and pasted it from her journal. Enjoy it. It was very fun to write. I have some pictures to upload tomorrow when I get back to State College.
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This is me and Mike. He finally came home and came to see me.... yay!! I wish kelly would shut the fuck up!!! I totally won the bet!! YIPPEE!! I said it was mcfatty jiggles and he said fatty mcjiggles, but he was so wrong. He bet me $.50 and I totally BEASTED!! I love Mike... he's one of my favorite friends. Our bets rule! He is more of a lightweight than I am... OMG! I love it!@!!
Okay...kelly fucking cheated. THe rule was one sentence per person. Obviously you can tell that she cheats, so obviously I really won the bet. But i paid my dues so that's all that matters. I'm about to smack a bitch if she try takin' this keyboard one more time. You should all know that we are hysterically laughing at this moment. LMAO. (Kelly told me to put that in) Now she's trying to finish writing my sentences for me. ain't that some shit. And i'm not a lightweight. I'm not a lush like ms. Yarrison. I'll have you all know that i have had nothing in my stomach all day!!!!!!
OMG. Mike is a bullshiter... he has totally had stuff to eat today... he even told me. It was a pastrami sandwich on rye with cole slaw and ketchup! What a lyer... he doesn't know what to do about this lying because he knows I'm way cooler than he is! HAHA. What do you think about that Mike. You better drink your fucking drink you little bastard. I hope that Courtney doesn't read this.. because she'll be interested to know that in first grade we called you Michael Michael Motorcycle and now I call you both that and MAMA MIA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! And what will you do about that? Nothing. I will always call you that. When you're in my wedding I will put in the bulletin Groomsman, Michael MAMA MIA Williams... and what will you do.... you can't do anything... it's my wedding bitch!!!!
HAHAHA Kelly.....who said that you would ever get married?? You look like a scarecrow...with that hunchback I think it would be (LMAO Cinder-kelly just knocked her drink all over the desk...clean that shit up bitch) What was I saying? yes yes. her huncbank would be pretty amusing to see walking down the aisle with her limp and all. Anyway...that weird concotion of a sandwich that she made up is LIE Look, she can't even spell liar...and you know what else...she needs Soap and water soap soap and water...In first grade, Kelly and I used to get erasers thrown at us, and put in the closet because we talked too much. Okay so Kelly broke the mouse when she spilled stuff on it....it's been like 20 minutes. We had serious conversation which wasn't fun so now we're back to giddy (and we're getting pizzzzzza). Okay...I think its her turn again (I just spelld her as hur...just to let you know lol i should just leave my typos the way they are.) Lugigi's is closed. F that now we gotta get papa john's. Okay okay i'm rambling. Kelly's turn.
Yes, my turn. And by the way Mr. MAMA MIA.... PAPA JOHN'S is good and the guy Steve that works there totally hits on me when I call. He said, "It will get there hot..." tell me that doesn't sound shady.... hahaha. Mike said "We're sippin bacardi like it's your birthday." HAHA funny dude... or maybe guy or whatever he likes to be called. Dude sounds kindof 70's... and since we weren't alive then, fuck that. Anyway, our serious conversation was actually a political one which is awesome because me and Mike are different parties... me being Republican (laugh all you want because I know like 99% of this state is Democratic) and Mike being Democrat. We had a good talk.. and it ended up going well. We kindof agreed, probably because I am not the typical conservative Republican. (The fact that I'm correcting all of my typos is really good for me right now) I am an outcast in my family, not just due to me being a close-to-the-line Republican, but because I am sooooooooo not like my stupid Aunt Lisa! HAHA. Mike knows what I mean, and anything you want to know, you'll have to ask tomorrow, although I'm not sure we'll remember tomorrow. I'm going to fix us more drinks.... talk to Mikey Mike! YAY! Gary said, "He is such a good guy." I totally agree. Nicest guy I ever knew. Horrahhh!
Awww. that kelly. Shux. I love kelly, I never have more fun drinking with anyone else. I think because I can let loose with her. It's hilarous right now. "Mike, tell them that I've taken to a habit of drinking by myself and we need to finish this bottle because if not i'll drink it and that is alcoholism." she wanted me to say that. (She just head butted me like "pa chung!"). i have to get up pretty early tomorrow to go to church.....I'll blame kelly for anything that goes wrong with that. I'm having more fun than I've had in a realllllllly long time right now. I've laughed so much. This girl cracks my shit up. Gary went to bed early. "I wish you could have seen me in the bathroom" is what she just said walking out..."but not in that way." Hahahahaha. We just realized that it's only 5 after 11 and we're both wasted and we feel like it's way later. How many people can boast that they've been friends since they've been 5?? I'm just curious. Good friends too. I haven't gotten enougy type time, but Kelly wants the keyboard again, that greedy bitch. and no i won't be your neighbor!~!!!!
You totally will be my neighbor BITCH!.... you've always been neighbor... right accross the way in B to the Ellevue Mother F'er!!! I remember when we had Mrs . Meinert for art in elementary (Lincoln Elementary, not Bellevue, which they think for some reason they should call it now after it's been Lincoln for SOOOOO many years.) We had so many good times there, although I think we discussed them in previous paragraphs. Man, this kid is nuts. Papa John's here we come. I'm hungry. I just used a roll of paper towels for a microphone, dumb!! What was I thinking.... I'll never get famous this way. I'm actively seeking a modeling career... oh wait, that's a lie. Oh gosh, I'm crazy. I'm going to get our drinks.. especially Mikes... he could use another. (and still I'm amazing at fixing my mis-spellings even under the infulence... I can't get over it... there were probably 20 just in this paragraph... give it up... I'm the bitch!) Here's Mike while I find our drinks and wait for the pizza guy who hit on me majorly. WHOO. I don't know what that meant... just felt like it. Suck it!
I am very inubriated. but at least we are getting cinnasticks (cinnastix?). Kelly just attacked me with the paper towel cardboard roll thingy. You know, she told me today about how she had a dream that she slit my throat when she showed me about how she was stabbing things in her kiitchen. I don't know how I feel about that. If i would have known, I would have worn a turtle neck. The room is spinnnning. and now we're talking about anything Goes....that was a fun musical. I wish kelly was at State College. It would be soooo much fun. I'm glad that she updates her livejournal again it makes me a world of happy and i'm so happy that she's living with gary now and they're doing well. I think i'm going to make her watch part of the Ivyside Pride DVD so we can make fun of me. hehehe
LOL. I love Mike. We've been friends since first grade and he's great. I love what he just wrote about me... literally, anyone who knows him knows he is the sweetest guy to ever walk the face of the planet. Every girl wants to be with him, but no one who's close with him can be because they're afraid that it will compromise their exsisting relationship...aww. I wish Mike was in Pgh this summer and he wants me in PSU. Life is rotten sometimes, but I know we'll always be friends. He just tried to grab his water and missed it. That was funny. I can't wait for pizza. I've been eating so healthy but I've been drinking so I don't care. I'm eating PIZZA! YAY! Ok, I'm done, here's Mike and no more for me... I just want food. I'm OUT!
umm.....................I don't know what else to say right now so I think this is done for the moment. We're talking about how gross dr. 90210 can be. And by the way...Kelly's couch attacked me and I have a big scratch on my hand. bitch i should sue her. okay that's it...maybe we'll right more after the food.
I can't believe about the scratch... he just showed me for the first time. It's brutal. Man alive... I told him about that damn wire sticking out.. he just doesn't know how to listen. Shoot. Don't sue me.... I'm poor. Remember... I just made a bet with you for $.50.... yes, $.50. I'm broke! Throw me a bone. MMMMM Pizza... I can't wait. My stomach is grumbling. Get here Pizza!! Come on already! For Pete's Sake!!!
I'm poor too....a nigga gotta eat!!! Call your lawyer!
Awful!
Yeah, I'm afraid this computer will erase what we've already written, and I really want to read it tomorrow.... so I will update with this and after the pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, we will do a new one to add to this... if we're not too inebriated. See ya bitches.
Kelly and Mike in our classical debut of intoxicated drama. 101 Bitches. West Side.
OUTY!
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This is me and Mike. He finally came home and came to see me.... yay!! I wish kelly would shut the fuck up!!! I totally won the bet!! YIPPEE!! I said it was mcfatty jiggles and he said fatty mcjiggles, but he was so wrong. He bet me $.50 and I totally BEASTED!! I love Mike... he's one of my favorite friends. Our bets rule! He is more of a lightweight than I am... OMG! I love it!@!!
Okay...kelly fucking cheated. THe rule was one sentence per person. Obviously you can tell that she cheats, so obviously I really won the bet. But i paid my dues so that's all that matters. I'm about to smack a bitch if she try takin' this keyboard one more time. You should all know that we are hysterically laughing at this moment. LMAO. (Kelly told me to put that in) Now she's trying to finish writing my sentences for me. ain't that some shit. And i'm not a lightweight. I'm not a lush like ms. Yarrison. I'll have you all know that i have had nothing in my stomach all day!!!!!!
OMG. Mike is a bullshiter... he has totally had stuff to eat today... he even told me. It was a pastrami sandwich on rye with cole slaw and ketchup! What a lyer... he doesn't know what to do about this lying because he knows I'm way cooler than he is! HAHA. What do you think about that Mike. You better drink your fucking drink you little bastard. I hope that Courtney doesn't read this.. because she'll be interested to know that in first grade we called you Michael Michael Motorcycle and now I call you both that and MAMA MIA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! And what will you do about that? Nothing. I will always call you that. When you're in my wedding I will put in the bulletin Groomsman, Michael MAMA MIA Williams... and what will you do.... you can't do anything... it's my wedding bitch!!!!
HAHAHA Kelly.....who said that you would ever get married?? You look like a scarecrow...with that hunchback I think it would be (LMAO Cinder-kelly just knocked her drink all over the desk...clean that shit up bitch) What was I saying? yes yes. her huncbank would be pretty amusing to see walking down the aisle with her limp and all. Anyway...that weird concotion of a sandwich that she made up is LIE Look, she can't even spell liar...and you know what else...she needs Soap and water soap soap and water...In first grade, Kelly and I used to get erasers thrown at us, and put in the closet because we talked too much. Okay so Kelly broke the mouse when she spilled stuff on it....it's been like 20 minutes. We had serious conversation which wasn't fun so now we're back to giddy (and we're getting pizzzzzza). Okay...I think its her turn again (I just spelld her as hur...just to let you know lol i should just leave my typos the way they are.) Lugigi's is closed. F that now we gotta get papa john's. Okay okay i'm rambling. Kelly's turn.
Yes, my turn. And by the way Mr. MAMA MIA.... PAPA JOHN'S is good and the guy Steve that works there totally hits on me when I call. He said, "It will get there hot..." tell me that doesn't sound shady.... hahaha. Mike said "We're sippin bacardi like it's your birthday." HAHA funny dude... or maybe guy or whatever he likes to be called. Dude sounds kindof 70's... and since we weren't alive then, fuck that. Anyway, our serious conversation was actually a political one which is awesome because me and Mike are different parties... me being Republican (laugh all you want because I know like 99% of this state is Democratic) and Mike being Democrat. We had a good talk.. and it ended up going well. We kindof agreed, probably because I am not the typical conservative Republican. (The fact that I'm correcting all of my typos is really good for me right now) I am an outcast in my family, not just due to me being a close-to-the-line Republican, but because I am sooooooooo not like my stupid Aunt Lisa! HAHA. Mike knows what I mean, and anything you want to know, you'll have to ask tomorrow, although I'm not sure we'll remember tomorrow. I'm going to fix us more drinks.... talk to Mikey Mike! YAY! Gary said, "He is such a good guy." I totally agree. Nicest guy I ever knew. Horrahhh!
Awww. that kelly. Shux. I love kelly, I never have more fun drinking with anyone else. I think because I can let loose with her. It's hilarous right now. "Mike, tell them that I've taken to a habit of drinking by myself and we need to finish this bottle because if not i'll drink it and that is alcoholism." she wanted me to say that. (She just head butted me like "pa chung!"). i have to get up pretty early tomorrow to go to church.....I'll blame kelly for anything that goes wrong with that. I'm having more fun than I've had in a realllllllly long time right now. I've laughed so much. This girl cracks my shit up. Gary went to bed early. "I wish you could have seen me in the bathroom" is what she just said walking out..."but not in that way." Hahahahaha. We just realized that it's only 5 after 11 and we're both wasted and we feel like it's way later. How many people can boast that they've been friends since they've been 5?? I'm just curious. Good friends too. I haven't gotten enougy type time, but Kelly wants the keyboard again, that greedy bitch. and no i won't be your neighbor!~!!!!
You totally will be my neighbor BITCH!.... you've always been neighbor... right accross the way in B to the Ellevue Mother F'er!!! I remember when we had Mrs . Meinert for art in elementary (Lincoln Elementary, not Bellevue, which they think for some reason they should call it now after it's been Lincoln for SOOOOO many years.) We had so many good times there, although I think we discussed them in previous paragraphs. Man, this kid is nuts. Papa John's here we come. I'm hungry. I just used a roll of paper towels for a microphone, dumb!! What was I thinking.... I'll never get famous this way. I'm actively seeking a modeling career... oh wait, that's a lie. Oh gosh, I'm crazy. I'm going to get our drinks.. especially Mikes... he could use another. (and still I'm amazing at fixing my mis-spellings even under the infulence... I can't get over it... there were probably 20 just in this paragraph... give it up... I'm the bitch!) Here's Mike while I find our drinks and wait for the pizza guy who hit on me majorly. WHOO. I don't know what that meant... just felt like it. Suck it!
I am very inubriated. but at least we are getting cinnasticks (cinnastix?). Kelly just attacked me with the paper towel cardboard roll thingy. You know, she told me today about how she had a dream that she slit my throat when she showed me about how she was stabbing things in her kiitchen. I don't know how I feel about that. If i would have known, I would have worn a turtle neck. The room is spinnnning. and now we're talking about anything Goes....that was a fun musical. I wish kelly was at State College. It would be soooo much fun. I'm glad that she updates her livejournal again it makes me a world of happy and i'm so happy that she's living with gary now and they're doing well. I think i'm going to make her watch part of the Ivyside Pride DVD so we can make fun of me. hehehe
LOL. I love Mike. We've been friends since first grade and he's great. I love what he just wrote about me... literally, anyone who knows him knows he is the sweetest guy to ever walk the face of the planet. Every girl wants to be with him, but no one who's close with him can be because they're afraid that it will compromise their exsisting relationship...aww. I wish Mike was in Pgh this summer and he wants me in PSU. Life is rotten sometimes, but I know we'll always be friends. He just tried to grab his water and missed it. That was funny. I can't wait for pizza. I've been eating so healthy but I've been drinking so I don't care. I'm eating PIZZA! YAY! Ok, I'm done, here's Mike and no more for me... I just want food. I'm OUT!
umm.....................I don't know what else to say right now so I think this is done for the moment. We're talking about how gross dr. 90210 can be. And by the way...Kelly's couch attacked me and I have a big scratch on my hand. bitch i should sue her. okay that's it...maybe we'll right more after the food.
I can't believe about the scratch... he just showed me for the first time. It's brutal. Man alive... I told him about that damn wire sticking out.. he just doesn't know how to listen. Shoot. Don't sue me.... I'm poor. Remember... I just made a bet with you for $.50.... yes, $.50. I'm broke! Throw me a bone. MMMMM Pizza... I can't wait. My stomach is grumbling. Get here Pizza!! Come on already! For Pete's Sake!!!
I'm poor too....a nigga gotta eat!!! Call your lawyer!
Awful!
Yeah, I'm afraid this computer will erase what we've already written, and I really want to read it tomorrow.... so I will update with this and after the pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, we will do a new one to add to this... if we're not too inebriated. See ya bitches.
Kelly and Mike in our classical debut of intoxicated drama. 101 Bitches. West Side.
OUTY!