Personal Info Survey.......
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1 [my name is]: "My name is a killing word."
2 [height?]: "How big are you... um... how *tall* are you?"
3 [in the morning i am]: "I am the King of the Echo People."
4 [all i need is]: "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. "
5 [love is]: "I think people should mate for life. Like pigeons…or Catholics."
6 [if i could see one person right now]: "Let me tell you something Sam. Listen very carefully. Are you listening? The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street, and thru the window."
7 [im afraid of]: "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands. "
8 [i dream about]: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
-H A V E .Y O U. E V E R . .
9 [been in love]: " Lorraine, my density has bought me to you." " What? " "Oh, what I meant to say was... "
"Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere? " " Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your DENSITY. I mean... your destiny."
10 [cried when someone died]: "In time, you will see it is for the best." "In time, you’ll DIE, and I’ll come to your funeral in a red dress!"
11 [lied]: "I'm a commercial airline pilot." "Yeah, whatever." "No, I'm a commercial airline pilot." "Haha."
"I am a professional... commercial... airline... pilot." "Cool. Is he a pilot too?" "FBI!, …(whispers)I get the ugly one."
12 [ been on a blind date ] "Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... loose moral attitude.
-W H I C H . I S . B E T T E R-
13 [coke or pepsi]: "We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall."
14 [flowers or candy]: "Mongo like candy!" *****ExPLoSiOn*********
15 [tall or short]: "Earth to tall bitch!"
W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
16 [what do u notice first?]: "I first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They...cannot...touch...her."
17 [worst question to ask]: "Would you like a ding-dong ? Hm? Oh, I don't mean mine! I mean a chocolate ding-dong.
[thinks about it] Of course mine would be chocolate, now that I've been dyed."
-W H O-
18 [makes you laugh the most?]: "Vincent, do you still want to hear my Fox Force Five joke?" "Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh." "No, you wont laugh, 'cus it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it." "I can't wait." "Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, *Catch up*."
19 [makes you smile]: "Go find your smile."
20 [do you have a crush on?]: "I like Sandy. Now Sandy has nothing to do with anarchy in general, she's just a beautiful, wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sexy, tough-as-nails, little weird girl, and I absolutely adore her. I like Sandy a lot."
21 [ do you admire ? ] "Even though none of us had ever actually seen a naked woman, a fact we constantly lied about, Squints had taken one step closer to manhood:He had kissed a woman, he had kissed her long and good."
22 [gives you a funny feeling when u see them]: "I want you inside me!" "What did you say?" "I'll see ya later... "
23 [do you talk to the most?]: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament
24 [is easier to talk to]: "So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and... " "What?" "I can't, I'm too embarrassed." "No, you can't give a set up like that and not deliver." "Well, it had the head of Abraham Lincoln. Top hat, beard, everything."
25 [is the most trustworthy]: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
26 [has the best eyes]: "Look out there, its a fuckin coup d'état." "I can't see, fuck-mook. I have no eyes."
-D O. Y O U .E V E R-
27 [sit on the internet all day waiting for someone special to I.M. u?]: "Been here a week now, waiting for a mission, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger."
28 [save aol/aim conversations]: "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
29 [wish you were a member of the opposite sex]: "Mister Bunny, what's wrong? I heard you were becoming a lady." "Oh, that. Mexico was... a nightmare. We got into a car accident... he was killed. Our luggage... was stolen. The surgeon... turned out to be... a quack. If it hadn't been for these men... [ gestures to the Mariachi band ]… I don't know... how I would have... survived."
30 [cry over words]: "He's done a great job on you, y'know. Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's"
H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
31 [fallen for ur best friend]: "Clarence, I like you. Always have. Always will. "
32 [been rejected?]: "Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you."
33 [rejected someone]: "You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
34 [used someone]: "Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. "
35 [cheated on someone]: "Hi, I'm Tour Guide Barbie!" "I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud."
36 [been cheated on]: "You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing for a play?"
37 [done something you regret]: "I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of mah-jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss.."
38 [been drunk?]: "Son, fat drunk & stupid is no way to go thru life."
39 [done drugs?]: "Oh, what is this? The-the traditional brownies with hash? Is this what you're giving me?" "No, no. Look, here's the hash on the side because I didn't know how much you took." "How much I took? What is it, hollandaise sauce? What do you mean, how much I took?"
-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
40 [you talked to on the phone]: "Charming friends you've got there, Otto." "Thanks, I made 'em myself."
41 [complimented]: "You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different."
42 [hugged]: "Hold me." "I can’t."
43 [kissed]: "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it." "A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."
44 [you instant messaged]: "D'you think I'm cute?" "Sure." "What's cute about me?" "Uh... your head."
"You have a cute head too!" "Well, I try to keep it nice."
45 [that instant messaged you]: "That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own."
46 [you laughed with]: "Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke for just such an occasion. Would you like to hear it?" "I'd be so grateful."
-D O .Y O U-
47 [color ur hair]: "You did have hair when you went in there, right?" "Yeah. It's still in the sink, if you want to glue it. "
48 [ever get off the damn computer]: "And like that... he's gone."
49 [habla espanol]: "Pedro offers you protection."
-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
50 [ prejudiced? ]: "You, you, you're like um, New York, Jewish, left-wing, liberal, intellectual, Central Park West, Brandeis University, the socialist summer camps and the, the father with the Ben Shahn drawings, right, and the really, y'know, strike-oriented kind of, red diaper, stop me before I make a complete imbecile of myself."
"No, that was wonderful. I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype."
"Right, I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left."
51 [ smoke cigarettes]: "I don’t inhale, um, because it causes cancer you know. But I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette in my mouth, I can’t afford not to smoke one."
52 [ could you live without the computer?]: "Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
53 [ how many peeps are on ur buddylist?]: "Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robbie, Johnny & Brian."
54 [what's your favorite food?]: "El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook.
55 [drink alchohol?]: "Grab a beer. It don’t cost nothin."
56 [like watching sunrises or sunset]: "Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end."
57 [what hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?]: "I'm impervious to bullets, Mommy."
58 [trust others way too easily]: "Oh. It's not easy getting rides. Do you know what I mean? I mean most people are real afraid to pick up hitchhikers. I mean you never know who you might pick up. I mean I could be some crazed slime ball. I mean a real deranged, violent, psycho. You know what I mean? I mean a guy who would rip out your heart and eat it just for pleaaasure. I'm talking about a total maniac. You know what I mean? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
"Y-Yea."
"Why aren't we moving? (goes crosseyed) Don't you want to give me a ride?"
-C U R R E N T-
59 [ Current Dress ] "You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best."
60 [ Current Makeup ] "What kind of clown are you?" "The crying on the inside kind, I guess."
61 [ Current Mood ] "Look at him. Perverse as a pink pickle."
62 [ Current Music ] "Emma, Victoria, Melvin C., Melvin B., Geri. You've been charged with releasing a single that was no more kicking than your previous ones. Nor does it have such a phat bass line. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at 171 and having it fall completely out the following week." [Bangs the gavel]
63 [ Current Taste ] "So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?" " Mmm, get a pizza, watch Degrassi Jr. High." "You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama." " I got a weird thing for girls who say *aboot *."
64 [ Current Hair ] "It's a dinglehopper. Humans use these little babies... to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila. You've got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over."
65 [ Current Annoyance ] "Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here." "They caused an explosion!" "Is this true?" "Yes it's true. ….. This man has no dick."
66 [ Current Smell ] "It’s the strangest thing. He’s only 8 years old, and he smells like Robert Downey Jr."
67 [ Current Thing I Ought To Be Doing ] "I am looking for a dare to be great situation."
68 [ Current Favorite Artist ] "You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy!"
69 [ Current CD in Stereo ] "No hay banda! There is no band. It is all an illusion... "
70 [ Current Video In Player ] "And crawling on this planet’s face, some insects called the human race, lost in time and lost in space….and meaning."
71 [ Current DVD ] "Paramount Pictures presents 'The Freak.' This movie won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life." I want to know how the fuck the word "fuck" gets in the New York fucking Times! "
72 [ Current Color Of Toenails ] "You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me! " " Yeah, but Walter... " " Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. "
73 [ Current Worry ] "Be proud of who you are." "Huh? Gene? " "Shh... it isn't about the girl, Coop." "It isn't?"
"Well, it is. But see if you can follow me here... it [long pause] ... isn't." " Oh. So it is... and it isn't. " [pause, wind blows]
"You are ready to be taught the new way. "
"Will you teach me about this - what is it? A new way? "
74 [ Current Crush ] "She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17. I'm older than her father, can you believe that? I'm dating a girl, wherein, I can beat up her father."
75 [ Current Favorite Celebrity ] "But Sidney's more than a mere bass player. He's a fabulous disaster. He's a symbol, a metaphor, he embodies the dementia of a nihilistic generation. He's a fuckin' star."
76 [Longest Relationship ] "I’ve never been in a relationship that’s lasted longer than the one between Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun."
77 [ Shortest Relationship ] "She's right... maybe you should get on that plane to Paris. Cause if you stay, we really only have the summer, then I go to college and we'll talk on the phone and spend the occasional weekend together which is nice. But chances are one night I'm gonna get wrecked and have unprotected sex with some girl in my dorm. You'll find her thong and call me a slut... I'll call you a cock-tease and we'll break up. So when you really think about it, what's the point?
78 [ Been In Love w/More Than 1 Person? ] "Why don’t you get yourself a nice girl?" "I get a nice one almost every night, Ma."
79 [ Meanest Thing A Guy/Girl Has Done To You? ] "You may have destroyed my dark clown, but I've still got my deck virus trapcard."
80 [ Ever Broke Someone's Heart? ] "You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore."
81 [ Someone Break Your Heart? ] "I know it was you Fredo, You broke my heart. You broke my heart."
FAVORITE...
82 [ Food ] "Popeye's chicken is fuckin' awesome!" "Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!"
83 [ Drink ] "Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?" "Do I?" " Yes, have some." "Yes, have some."
84 [ Color ] "Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR BLIND!"
85 [ Car ] "Uh, who's car is that out front?" "Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
86 [ Album ] "Those Ramones are peculiar." "They're ugly. Ugly, ugly people."
87 [ Shoes ] "Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?" ...Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES!"
88 [ Candy ] "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
89 [ Animal ] "My cat can eat a whole watermelon!"
90 [ TV Show ] "I don't watch TV." "Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?"
91 [ Movie ] "Do you serve beer or any alcohol?" "I wish. Actually you wish... after about five minutes of this movie, you're gonna wish you had ten beers."
92 [ Dance ] "Do you min’ if we dance wif yo dates?"
ARE YOU...
93 [ Understanding ] "I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide. But if you think I'm gonna suffer any of your shit with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment."
94 [ Creative ] "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."
95 [ Self Righteous ] "You are so self-righteous, you know. I mean, we're just people. We're just human beings, you know? You think you're God." " I... I gotta model myself after someone. "
96 [ Open minded ] "It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that!" "Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man!"
97 [ Confident ] "You and what army?" "The KISS Army!"
98 [ Insecure ] "You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?"
99 [ Interesting ] "One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."
100 [ Hungry ] "The Donger need FOOD!"
101 [ Friendly ] "Hi, can I get a medium 7-Up?" "...Medium? Why sir, did you now know that for a mere 25 cents more you can purchase a large beverage? And you know... I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends: Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value. "
102 [ Smart ] "What 'cha doing? " "Writing in my gournal. " "Don't you mean journal?" "Yeah, whatever, I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you. "
103 [ Moody ] "It can’t rain all the time."
104 [ Childish ] "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
105 [ Independent ] "Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this… [picks up an ashtray] ….and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
106 [ Hard-Working ] "I’m making a dollar a minute!"
107 [ Organized ] "One of these days I gotta get myself organizized." "Organizized? Dont you mean organized?" " No, organizized."
"Oh, like that sign that says *THIMK*"
108 [ Healthy ] "I feel good, and I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... kind of invincible... Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"
109 [ Emotionally Stable ] "Oh, so how long have you been going to a therapist?" "Um, just 15 years." "15 years?!" "Yea, I’m giving him one more year, and then I’m going to Lourdes."
110 [ Anxious ] "Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling." " Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes... " " The dead rising from the grave." " Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria."
111 [ Shy ] "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..."
112 [ Difficult ] "You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark."
113 [ Messy ] "You go in the cage, cage goes in the salsa, you go in the salsa. Shark's in the salsa, our shark."
114 [ Attractive ] "What’s the matter? I’m a good looking guy." "You are! You are a good looking Guy! And I’m a good looking guy." "You are." "We’re three good looking guys."
115 [ Bored Easily ] "Nothing ever happens on Mars/ No sports or entertainment/ No swinging bars/ You stand around/ You stand some more/ On a planet named for the Roman god of war."
116 [ Sleepy ] "When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake."
117 [ Thirsty ] "May I have a glass of water, please? "
118 [ Responsible ] "The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am." "That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me." "Yeah, but it still hurts."
119 [ Realistic ] "Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screw-up. And we're all losers. Welcome to music town."
120 [ Obsessed ] "I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!"
121 [ Angry ] "Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!"
122 [ Sad ] "I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is fuckin' Floyd"
123 [ Happy ] "I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name." "Stars."
"Whatever. "
124 [ Trusting ] "Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us! "
125 [ ill ] "I'm sick and I'm in love." "You seem the sort of person who confuses the two." "That's right. That's the first time you've been right. I confuse the two and I don't care."
126 [ Talkative ] "Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace. "
127 [ Legal ] "I had you in there, Ray! You were in there! The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history! LEGAL HISTORY!! "
128 [ Original ] "Posers were people who looked like punks but they did it for fashion. And they were fools, they'd say "anarchy in the UK." What the fuck's that? Anarchy in the UK. What good is that to those of us in Utah, America? It was a Sex Pistols thing. They were British, they were allowed to go on about Anarchy in the UK. You don't live your life by lyrics."
129 [ Different ] "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
130 [ Unique ] "I read Sylvia Plath, I listen to Bikini Kill and I eat Tofu. I am a unique rebel." " It sounds more like you're a lesbo."
131 [ Ignored ] "Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm wont be ignored, Dan!"
132 [ Reliable ] "This is like some fuckin' movie. Friends since second grade, fuckin' like THIS
[crosses fingers] and then one of us gets himself in potentially BIG trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against ALL odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know?"
133 [ Deep thinker ] "Apes don’t read philosophy." "Yes they do, Otto! They just don’t understand it!"
134 [ Self-disciplined ] "The Dude abides."
135 [ Generous ] "Generous? What have you done that is generous?" "EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?"
136 [ Lonely ] "Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
137 [ Fight ] "Shatner! I’d fight William Shatner."
138 [ Kill ] "Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."
139 [ Look Like ] "I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspiration, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and …and... * (starts crying ) *
140 [ Be Like ] "All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
141 [ Talk To ] "Why is life worth living? It's a very good question. Um...Well, There are certain things I guess that make it worthwhile. uh...Like what... okay...um...For me, uh... ooh... I would say ... what, Groucho Marx, to name one thing... uh...um... and Wilie Mays... and um ... the 2nd movement of the Jupiter Symphony ... and um... Louis Armstrong, recording of Potato Head Blues ... um ... Swedish movies, naturally ... Sentimental Education by Flaubert ... uh... Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra ... um ... those incredible Apples and Pears by Cezanne... uh...the crabs at Sam Wo's... uh... Tracy's face ..."