FYI: littlemutt.com is NOT an animal adoption site...
... but it is entertaining!
Do you have an inclination for BDSM?
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Well... I certainly ain't vanilla. I enjoy knowing that. :)
I did, actually, end up stopping by this place. It was, somehow, smaller than I thought it'd be... but it's actually quite large enough, I think, so that's okay. It was pretty damn popular, too. Good for them. It taught me some things, this store.
- Seeing something you own on a shelf in a sex toy store may make you laugh.
- Things that are kind of funny looking online can be down-right hilarious looking in person.
- Always bring a friend to a sex toy store. Hilarity loves company.
- It's actually a very good idea to go and "feel" a sex toy before buying one.
- The neighborhood this store is in has really shitty dog owners.
Moving along, on the subject of sex...
Yaaaaay! Why is this sex related? Well, did ya see last season? Honestly, I'm glad they didn't fuck up a solid female character by making her some kind of lust-less non-human, but last season I think they took way too many liberties tossing in some sex scenes for lack of story progression, and that's one of the things I hope they steer clear of starting Monday... though I won't hold my breath. 'Cause seriously... Mary-Louise Parker is soooo lust-afterable (unlike some celebs who look like they could qualify for a horse race but whom shall remain nameless).
I'll also be on the look-out for a new series...
Hannah (Doctor Who's Billie Piper) - or ''Belle'' to her clients - is a high-class London prostitute who swears she's a whore simply because she loves sex and being her own boss. Many viewers of Secret Diary of a Call Girl will swear this is a slippery male fantasy. I say take Belle at her word, in her world, and you will find a rather fascinating drama.
Showtime's frothy previews are an injustice - yes, bare bodies, threesomes, foursomes, and S&M all pop up, but as with HBO's blunt drama Tell Me You Love Me, the sex is both central and totally beside the point. Based on the memoir The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl, Diary is interested as much in the workaday moments of the sex trade: lonely 3 a.m. hotel lobbies; etiquette and hygiene; encounters boring, unpleasant, or strangely sweet, all in leached London light. Piper is extraordinary, intermittently talking right to the camera in a straightforward, conspiratorial manner, the way a prostitute who's really good at her job would talk to a client. Her nonwork life pulls you in too, with her self-conscious confessions to best friend and ex Ben (Iddo Goldberg), and the occasional tease of a world where she doesn't meet her sister's new baby with a Bettie Page wig in her handbag. The series shows the darker side of Belle's work without getting into that porno-punishing crap so often disguised as morality lessons. The series, like Belle, is far too smart to succumb to such an average attitude.
-Secret Diary of a Call Girl
Sounds... interesting.
I need to speak on Are Prisons Obsolete?... in a separate entry.