quick blurb
This week's Savage Love was pretty funny.
I'm a single straight guy who really enjoys performing oral sexon women. A few years ago, I experimented with coke and Ecstasy. Thecombo made me incredibly horny, but I couldn't get an erection-so Igave girls head for hours and loved every second. Now, I find myselfseeking out escorts. I pay them to lie back and let me eat. It's evenbetter if the girl is nonchalant about it-sending text messages, doingmy blow, and drinking champagne while I eat. I lose control and bury myface in muff for hours. Why does this turn me on? How do I stop? What'sthis about?
Worried Over Oral Fixation
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As to your questions...
Why does this turn you on? Because it does.
How do you stop? You stop.
What's this about? Two hundred bucks an hour, I'd guess, not including the drugs.
I LOLed.
Also, I am sooooo tempted by this...
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lawl.