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[monebaris]

Why is it that I always make friends with the stupider girls?

France was a revelation to me, I realised girls can actually be intelligent, I've just been hanging out with the wrong crowd all through high school.

Within the first week I had managed to have a long discussion on The Fermi Paradox, Natural Selection at the level of the gene and

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[monebaris]

Look, you have to face facts. All the girls we know can't see past their own giant tits. They're about as deep as I was in year 8. And now they're at the peak of their maturity. Nowhere to go from here but Alzheimer's. And you yourself aren't entirely exempt from this criticism, don't forget.

[monebaris]

Look, stop being a hypocrite. Many are the times I have heard you complain about the general lack of intellect in our mammary-endowed counterparts. The facts are all there for you to see. Name one female APART from Marie Curie who ever did anything useful. You know the type of girls I mean, especially the ones we see day to day. I won't say anything more here at the risk of being rude.

You sicken me

[anonymous]

Where do you get off, you prick. How dare you insult the females of this fine country. You make me sick. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

Re: You sicken me

[coldwars]

Now here, I lol'd.

Re: You sicken me

[rainsquall]

As did I :D

[anonymous]

I have contacted the true legion. Anonymous does not approve of this poor imitation and requests that all poorly-educated and unintelligent members of this female 'legion' be swiftly eradicated.

Prepare for the dawning of a new era, my friends. An era where no word stays unsaid, and where human intelligence is measured by what literature they've read and the character length of each word they use.

We will rise.

[beblastoggles]

you sound like scar
...
from the lion king

[anonymous]

I love you, Bella. <3

[beblastoggles]

yay jonothan. i don't know if my intelect is such that i'll be helping you or hindering you but ...

honestly sean, when was the last time you tried to start a serious conversation with a girl? one that didn't involve some kind of insult? or one that didn't make us feel stupid just because we don't read up to your high enough standards, or think about the same things you do? You make lewd comments to us, and where does that fit in with your 'wit'? Why can't you treat us with a bit of the respect you show for jonothan or sean or rory or blake? Honestly. just because we don't say every 'deep' and 'complex' thought than goes through our minds, we should kneel at the feet of your philosophical brilliance. This whole conversation sounds like a sexist mindfuck.

And give off on the tit-bashing, it makes YOU sound like a dweeb.

[monebaris]

I think you have said more to prove my point than refute it. Please tell me what the meaning of "intelect" is.

Your post is also highly indicative of the sort of girl I'm speaking of's innate inability to learn. After four years you are still unable to spell Jonathan's name correctly or construct a grammatically correct sentence. And no, 'Honestly.', doesn't count.

So why don't you say every deep and complex thought that goes through your mind? Is it because you actually don't have any or simply because you don't have the vocabulary to express them?

There is harm in being sexist when it is fully justified.

[beblastoggles]

fuck. i just wrote out a huge reply and the internet fucked itself

[beblastoggles]

those two sentences weren't really related. the writing the was i speak thing was about my grammer-less sentences