News in brief

May 29, 2007 19:26

Since I'm bored and have nothing else to do I'll post some links to news I've found.

My favorite is this bit about a chicken who had a sex-change. Now this is why I love nature so much. It's always funny when those silly people talk about how something different isn't "natural". If only all species were capable of doing this on their own...

Then there's this: Top 10 Useless Limbs (and Other Vestigial Organs). Although most of it is already familiar to me it's still a fascinating read. However I'm not sure how fake sex is a limb or an organ...? "Despite the fact that it is unnecessary and futile to attempt copulation with each other, the lizards still like to try..." LOL, why wouldn't they. But there's that "unnatural" behavior again. Damn you, satan!

Then the educational bit: 10 Easy Paths to Self Destruction. Read it and remember to take notes, never know when you might need them.

And last a warning to everyone with children: Watching teletubbies can make your children gay. No one is safe anymore, even small children are being targeted by the evil gay agenda. OMG, it's a purple "boy" carrying a handbag! Our children will think being gay is ok! And you just know the kids are going to see it that way. Here the late reverend gives an accurate description of what all those kids will think: "He is purple - the gay-pride colour; and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay-pride symbol." Totally true 'cause you know those kids are so aware of this stuff at their age already...

ETA: And now the polish person has decided to forget the whole thing after everyone laughed at her. LMAO...

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