Someone found the place where Superman washes his costumes:
Do you think he takes in services washes from other superheroes? I wonder what kind of soap he uses; I bet most of those costumes have some serious special care requirements considering what they usually end up going through. Maybe he just uses his super-breath to blow all the dirt out, or maybe he does it by some kind of superstrength running in a tub of hot water. Then he could get
Wally West to work some hours, and hopefully with Wally's mind on the work he'd stop whining about how no one loves him because he isn't
Barry Allen. Although I hate to imagine the ruckus if
Ralph Dibney's costume got shrunk in the tumble-dryer, or if he left the Oreos in
J'onn J'onzz's pockets.
Reminds me, I really should dig out my old Giffen/DeMatteis era Justice League comics and give 'em a reread.