May 17, 2005 14:31
so, taking that hostess test today was like re-taking the ACT. it actually had math and english comprehension sections. why the hell should i know how much 4.5 lbs. of salmon costs every second thursday or what percentage of Eli's tips he put into the bank, OR what the BEST opposite of 20 different words are? IM FREAKING TAKING NAMES AND SEATING PEOPLE.
random things bob says that sound funny:
calls jason in the middle of the day "turn it to channel 50, there's some hott chick cooking vegetables."
"hey, yesterday i saw a high school girl and went 'heeeeey want some candy?' out the window"