Turns offs...
Things that break deals.
1. Wearing cowboy boots, come on guys, it's...creepy.
2. Bitching about me being a vegetarian. Do you hear me bitching about you eating meat? NO!
3. Too skinny, seriously, shudders, its just disturbing.
4. Fatness. Again, if you are FAT-FAT it's just yucky.
5. Rippedness. It makes me feel like a whale, so if you're in the toned to slightly pudgey range you're good.
6. Ignorance. I know you're from Frederick, as am I. And you don't hear me talking about red neck shit in that horrible horrible white trash voice. Gross.
7. Thinking you're smarter than me. Chances are, you're not. I may be cute, but I happen to be in the 99.8th percentile, so don't act like I'm retarded. I don't act like you're a retard.
8. Smelly burps. Sure when we're both trashed it's cute, but otherwise burp away from me.
9. Lack of selfconfidence. Modesty is great, but fishing for compliments is obnoxious.
10. Being smelly. This includes too much cologne, not enough showering, too much smoking something, lots of farting, whatever. Smell normal please.
11. Guys that take longer to get ready than me. If you're spending 30 minutes in the shower, and then another hour on your hair...you have a problem.
12. People that can't be on time. This goes for all people. I understand if there's a problem, but continually showing up late, or calling 2 hours after you say you will is just rude.
13. When you talk to me and just stare at my boobs. Aforementioned, my intelligence is what makes me more elite, not my looks. So take a minute to listen to what I'm saying b/c most likely there is always someone hotter than me, the boobs aren't going anywhere.
14.I'm going to talk about my daughter. You better be listening to everything I say. Disinterest in her is a deal breaker. Also how you treat her.
15. How you treat your mother, sister, the waitress, bartender...says a lot about you. So as soon as you start giving them crap, you've been knocked off the list.
Thats all I could think of now, I'm sure I'll add to it as I think of stuff.
1. Wearing cowboy boots, come on guys, it's...creepy.
2. Bitching about me being a vegetarian. Do you hear me bitching about you eating meat? NO!
3. Too skinny, seriously, shudders, its just disturbing.
4. Fatness. Again, if you are FAT-FAT it's just yucky.
5. Rippedness. It makes me feel like a whale, so if you're in the toned to slightly pudgey range you're good.
6. Ignorance. I know you're from Frederick, as am I. And you don't hear me talking about red neck shit in that horrible horrible white trash voice. Gross.
7. Thinking you're smarter than me. Chances are, you're not. I may be cute, but I happen to be in the 99.8th percentile, so don't act like I'm retarded. I don't act like you're a retard.
8. Smelly burps. Sure when we're both trashed it's cute, but otherwise burp away from me.
9. Lack of selfconfidence. Modesty is great, but fishing for compliments is obnoxious.
10. Being smelly. This includes too much cologne, not enough showering, too much smoking something, lots of farting, whatever. Smell normal please.
11. Guys that take longer to get ready than me. If you're spending 30 minutes in the shower, and then another hour on your hair...you have a problem.
12. People that can't be on time. This goes for all people. I understand if there's a problem, but continually showing up late, or calling 2 hours after you say you will is just rude.
13. When you talk to me and just stare at my boobs. Aforementioned, my intelligence is what makes me more elite, not my looks. So take a minute to listen to what I'm saying b/c most likely there is always someone hotter than me, the boobs aren't going anywhere.
14.I'm going to talk about my daughter. You better be listening to everything I say. Disinterest in her is a deal breaker. Also how you treat her.
15. How you treat your mother, sister, the waitress, bartender...says a lot about you. So as soon as you start giving them crap, you've been knocked off the list.
Thats all I could think of now, I'm sure I'll add to it as I think of stuff.