To nobody and everybody
So, this is my rant...it'll probably come across humorous, but I haven't slept in a solid...dunno...and I'm tired, cranky...
1. You look like a pig, for real a big pig (not the cute kind either), and it doesn't help you live on a farm.
2. I hate Towson and your advisors, stop hitting on me, making me eat your cookies, and not doing SHIT
3. What the hell are you doing in the garage. Oh yeah it's fine to put it there, it's not really your fault that my idiot roomate okay-ed it. PERHAPS it's because she doesn't have a fucking car!
4. Don't get me shit for christmas unless you love me. There, that way I won't have to buy shit back for people besides my family, b/c...I'm fucking broke.
5. You suck in bed, absolutely suck.
6. You sometimes suck in bed...other times rock...
7. You have a funny looking penis, and the sex is amazing (btw), but still it looks silly.
8. You blew me off, and I haven't spoken to you since then...but I don't even think you noticed.
9. You are a waste at life, sure you rock intellectually, but psychologically you are just a giant fucktard.
10. you are just psycho. Couldn't you tell I made a group b/c it was required. I dont care, really, so stop giving people my name
11. AND YOU- I could go on for forever, but the lowest...you get a girl pregnant, offer to pay half the abortion...then don't, and avoid the girl like crazy, trust me...it's going to get messy...sucker
12. you, creepy person, that wants to date me. First of all, I'm desperate for guys, so that fact that I turned you down is well...look at you, figure it out (this applies to a few)
13. I love you, but I feel like I'm just struggling to be your friend, like I'm the "dumb" friend...I don't feel like I'm worth your time, and in reality I hardly get it
14. There is nothing wrong with you. You're perfect in every way that I measure perfect...and I hate you because I will never be like you.
15. You think you're so much smarter than me, but you're not, you just have gnarly teeth, and the size bra I wore in 4th grade
1. You look like a pig, for real a big pig (not the cute kind either), and it doesn't help you live on a farm.
2. I hate Towson and your advisors, stop hitting on me, making me eat your cookies, and not doing SHIT
3. What the hell are you doing in the garage. Oh yeah it's fine to put it there, it's not really your fault that my idiot roomate okay-ed it. PERHAPS it's because she doesn't have a fucking car!
4. Don't get me shit for christmas unless you love me. There, that way I won't have to buy shit back for people besides my family, b/c...I'm fucking broke.
5. You suck in bed, absolutely suck.
6. You sometimes suck in bed...other times rock...
7. You have a funny looking penis, and the sex is amazing (btw), but still it looks silly.
8. You blew me off, and I haven't spoken to you since then...but I don't even think you noticed.
9. You are a waste at life, sure you rock intellectually, but psychologically you are just a giant fucktard.
10. you are just psycho. Couldn't you tell I made a group b/c it was required. I dont care, really, so stop giving people my name
11. AND YOU- I could go on for forever, but the lowest...you get a girl pregnant, offer to pay half the abortion...then don't, and avoid the girl like crazy, trust me...it's going to get messy...sucker
12. you, creepy person, that wants to date me. First of all, I'm desperate for guys, so that fact that I turned you down is well...look at you, figure it out (this applies to a few)
13. I love you, but I feel like I'm just struggling to be your friend, like I'm the "dumb" friend...I don't feel like I'm worth your time, and in reality I hardly get it
14. There is nothing wrong with you. You're perfect in every way that I measure perfect...and I hate you because I will never be like you.
15. You think you're so much smarter than me, but you're not, you just have gnarly teeth, and the size bra I wore in 4th grade