Shin Tenipuri #4 Recap
Dear music directors, your choice of opening song sucks. I will complain about it every week until you get something new and infinitely more awesome. Sincerely, Amber
Ryoma, please stop flirting with Tokugawa. At least wait until your boyfriend has flown off to Germany.
OMG, Tokugawa, you are doing the exact same thing Tezuka did with Echizen. I'm convinced that Echizen likes older men who are all stoic and slowly cater to him. Uh huh.
Shishido, you're adorable.
Tezuka. Unf. Unf. Unf. Unf. Unf. Unf. HOW ARE YOU SO HOT?
Thank you animators for focusing the "Pinnacle of Hard Work" right on Tezuka's crotch. Hell yes.
Tannhauser, Atobe? Really? THAT GETS ERRATIC. TEZUKA TOLD YOU SO. WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO YOUR OTHER BOYFRIEND?
Damn straight Tezuka's hot ass is merciless. Inui, your stats are off. 98%? More like 110%.
Fuji, please do me a favor and shut the fuck up. I don't like you.
Oh. Oh. Oh. IMPERIAL. Look at you two on the same wavelength. STARE DOWN OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. Tezuka, you have amazing calves.
Shishido, please please grow out your hair.
Hiyoshi, you're a cute baby. I wanna pinch your cheeks. I know I'd get thrown on the ground, but it would be worth it. And hun, you should know by now that Atobe would have owned your ass by now if he wasn't trying to teach you a lesson.
Kaidoh, sorry dear, but Tezuka has got you.
Fuck, no lie. I kind of ship Tezuka/Kaidoh. It's adorable. He's trying so hard.
Tezuka Zone. Oh it is so bad ass. I love your method of teaching Kaidoh a lesson. It's so endearing.
That feral grin, Atobe. Mmmm. That's hot.
Oh, Tezuka, this is like a warm up match for you. Gods, you are just amazing. I just love that you "talk" with tennis.
Kaidoh, Tezuka wouldn't mock you. He isn't Momo.
TEZUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Tezuka, I have decided that you just really enjoy pissing off your opponents. That is utterly reckless. You are so hypocritical.
Aww, Atobe, you look concerned. That's adorable. I still wish you were a blond, not purple-grey. At least your eyes are blue. That's something.
You're beautiful technique... is very windy-looking. But no lie, I kind of just love the Rondo Towards Destruction.
That ass pat with the racket... so. very. awkward. Hiyoshi's used to getting smacked in the ass though.
Tezuka, I love you. I really do. You fucking hard ass. Kaidoh was so your little protege until Echizen came along.
ZERO SHIKI DROP SHOT.
SEVEN-LOVE. YOU ARE A FUCKING BAD ASS. I LOVE YOU TEZUKA KUNIMITSU. I LOVE YOU.
Oh, Kaidoh, they way your eyes light up is adorable.
Tezuka, I hate to see you go, but I love watching you walk away.
AWWWWWW. That match was so good.
Creepy tall data mental coach dude, you are creepy and remind me of Ukitake. Creepy Aizen-esque data coach, you are also creepy.
Kintarou, you have the most ridiculous moves.
Tokugawa, you know you're going to be able to defeat the Cool Drive.
Dear music directors, I don't need to remind you how much I loathe your choice of closing song. I will continue to lament your decision of this and its animation until which time that you change it. No love, Me
Preview: Random matches that aren't Sanada v Yukimura and quite possibly the end of Echizen v Tokugawa & Kintarou v Oni. I will motherfucking kill a bitch if the Sanada/Yukimura match isn't glorious.
(I originally posted this at http://fulminata.dreamwidth.org/234597.html.)
Ryoma, please stop flirting with Tokugawa. At least wait until your boyfriend has flown off to Germany.
OMG, Tokugawa, you are doing the exact same thing Tezuka did with Echizen. I'm convinced that Echizen likes older men who are all stoic and slowly cater to him. Uh huh.
Shishido, you're adorable.
Tezuka. Unf. Unf. Unf. Unf. Unf. Unf. HOW ARE YOU SO HOT?
Thank you animators for focusing the "Pinnacle of Hard Work" right on Tezuka's crotch. Hell yes.
Tannhauser, Atobe? Really? THAT GETS ERRATIC. TEZUKA TOLD YOU SO. WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO YOUR OTHER BOYFRIEND?
Damn straight Tezuka's hot ass is merciless. Inui, your stats are off. 98%? More like 110%.
Fuji, please do me a favor and shut the fuck up. I don't like you.
Oh. Oh. Oh. IMPERIAL. Look at you two on the same wavelength. STARE DOWN OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. Tezuka, you have amazing calves.
Shishido, please please grow out your hair.
Hiyoshi, you're a cute baby. I wanna pinch your cheeks. I know I'd get thrown on the ground, but it would be worth it. And hun, you should know by now that Atobe would have owned your ass by now if he wasn't trying to teach you a lesson.
Kaidoh, sorry dear, but Tezuka has got you.
Fuck, no lie. I kind of ship Tezuka/Kaidoh. It's adorable. He's trying so hard.
Tezuka Zone. Oh it is so bad ass. I love your method of teaching Kaidoh a lesson. It's so endearing.
That feral grin, Atobe. Mmmm. That's hot.
Oh, Tezuka, this is like a warm up match for you. Gods, you are just amazing. I just love that you "talk" with tennis.
Kaidoh, Tezuka wouldn't mock you. He isn't Momo.
TEZUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Tezuka, I have decided that you just really enjoy pissing off your opponents. That is utterly reckless. You are so hypocritical.
Aww, Atobe, you look concerned. That's adorable. I still wish you were a blond, not purple-grey. At least your eyes are blue. That's something.
You're beautiful technique... is very windy-looking. But no lie, I kind of just love the Rondo Towards Destruction.
That ass pat with the racket... so. very. awkward. Hiyoshi's used to getting smacked in the ass though.
Tezuka, I love you. I really do. You fucking hard ass. Kaidoh was so your little protege until Echizen came along.
ZERO SHIKI DROP SHOT.
SEVEN-LOVE. YOU ARE A FUCKING BAD ASS. I LOVE YOU TEZUKA KUNIMITSU. I LOVE YOU.
Oh, Kaidoh, they way your eyes light up is adorable.
Tezuka, I hate to see you go, but I love watching you walk away.
AWWWWWW. That match was so good.
Creepy tall data mental coach dude, you are creepy and remind me of Ukitake. Creepy Aizen-esque data coach, you are also creepy.
Kintarou, you have the most ridiculous moves.
Tokugawa, you know you're going to be able to defeat the Cool Drive.
Dear music directors, I don't need to remind you how much I loathe your choice of closing song. I will continue to lament your decision of this and its animation until which time that you change it. No love, Me
Preview: Random matches that aren't Sanada v Yukimura and quite possibly the end of Echizen v Tokugawa & Kintarou v Oni. I will motherfucking kill a bitch if the Sanada/Yukimura match isn't glorious.
(I originally posted this at http://fulminata.dreamwidth.org/234597.html.)