SHIN TENIPURI #3 RECAP
Hate the song still.
Kaidoh, you're adorable.
Oh Shishido, you're adorable.
Yuushi, you are fucking gorgeous.
Unpopular opinion #1: I hate Gakuto.
OMG YAGYUU, GET IN MY PANTS.
Horio, really, with your 12 years unibrow experience, could you not freak out EVERY DAMN TIME Seigaku people play one another.
Kikumaru, stop being an annoying twat.
That lanky bastard kind of creeps me out. So does tennis!Aizen.
Ryoma, you are a fucking ball hog. And of course, Kintarou doesn't care because he has a gigantic fucking crush on you.
Hello random high schoolers I don't give a shit about. That one kind of looked like Kaidoh. Only less hot.
Inui, hun, I hate to say this, but you are really fucking creepy, knowing that Kikumaru's breathing is off. Also, Tezuka, could you stop being hot for like one second?
God damn Oishi, it's about time you stopped being a pussy.
Hello Captain Obvious, I mean Fuji. Followed by First Mate Obvious, Inui.
Unpopular opinion #2: I HATE ALL THIS EXPLANATORY SHIT.
Oishi, I'm glad you grew a pair, but you're going to regret yelling at your boyfriend doubles partner like that.
Horio, calm the fuck down. Seriously. You're going to turn into Oishi.
Cue flashback #1. The warm glow isn't warming me up at all. Fail, Shinpuri animators. I'm freezing.
The fuck was that Tezuka? Is your fucking stoic mask slipping? You aren't supposed to smirk when you're right. You keep that smug shit to yourself.
Thanks Yuushi. I was so fucking tired of Gakuto.
Niou, just stop. Yagyuu is bad ass. He knows your shit. ALSO! NIOU WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO YELL 'FUCK YOU YAGYUU.' Not take it in stride.
Aww, Shishido. You and Choutarou are adorable as fuck. He looks like a sad puppy even when he wins.
Yagyuu, I thought you were supposed to be all cool, calm, and collected. Why did you totally freak out when Shishido and Niou were saying stupid shit?
This GP shit just has really bad slow porn music vibes.
Unpopular opinion #3: I can't stand Golden Pair. This episode had WAY too much. I would have preferred some more Niou-Yagyuu action or even Oshitari-Gakuto.
Okay, I kind of ship Akutsu/Kawamura.
Oh, finally, the good matches are starting. (Not that Niou-Yagyuu wasn't... but you know, TEZUKA.)
Oni, you are bad ass. But Tokugawa... omg. I think I'm in love.
Ryoma, that smirk is going to get you into soooooo much trouble.
Ending song, no.
Preview: Atobe, your obsession with Tezuka knows no bounds.
(I originally posted this at http://fulminata.dreamwidth.org/231850.html.)
Kaidoh, you're adorable.
Oh Shishido, you're adorable.
Yuushi, you are fucking gorgeous.
Unpopular opinion #1: I hate Gakuto.
OMG YAGYUU, GET IN MY PANTS.
Horio, really, with your 12 years unibrow experience, could you not freak out EVERY DAMN TIME Seigaku people play one another.
Kikumaru, stop being an annoying twat.
That lanky bastard kind of creeps me out. So does tennis!Aizen.
Ryoma, you are a fucking ball hog. And of course, Kintarou doesn't care because he has a gigantic fucking crush on you.
Hello random high schoolers I don't give a shit about. That one kind of looked like Kaidoh. Only less hot.
Inui, hun, I hate to say this, but you are really fucking creepy, knowing that Kikumaru's breathing is off. Also, Tezuka, could you stop being hot for like one second?
God damn Oishi, it's about time you stopped being a pussy.
Hello Captain Obvious, I mean Fuji. Followed by First Mate Obvious, Inui.
Unpopular opinion #2: I HATE ALL THIS EXPLANATORY SHIT.
Oishi, I'm glad you grew a pair, but you're going to regret yelling at your boyfriend doubles partner like that.
Horio, calm the fuck down. Seriously. You're going to turn into Oishi.
Cue flashback #1. The warm glow isn't warming me up at all. Fail, Shinpuri animators. I'm freezing.
The fuck was that Tezuka? Is your fucking stoic mask slipping? You aren't supposed to smirk when you're right. You keep that smug shit to yourself.
Thanks Yuushi. I was so fucking tired of Gakuto.
Niou, just stop. Yagyuu is bad ass. He knows your shit. ALSO! NIOU WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO YELL 'FUCK YOU YAGYUU.' Not take it in stride.
Aww, Shishido. You and Choutarou are adorable as fuck. He looks like a sad puppy even when he wins.
Yagyuu, I thought you were supposed to be all cool, calm, and collected. Why did you totally freak out when Shishido and Niou were saying stupid shit?
This GP shit just has really bad slow porn music vibes.
Unpopular opinion #3: I can't stand Golden Pair. This episode had WAY too much. I would have preferred some more Niou-Yagyuu action or even Oshitari-Gakuto.
Okay, I kind of ship Akutsu/Kawamura.
Oh, finally, the good matches are starting. (Not that Niou-Yagyuu wasn't... but you know, TEZUKA.)
Oni, you are bad ass. But Tokugawa... omg. I think I'm in love.
Ryoma, that smirk is going to get you into soooooo much trouble.
Ending song, no.
Preview: Atobe, your obsession with Tezuka knows no bounds.
(I originally posted this at http://fulminata.dreamwidth.org/231850.html.)