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...Y'know, as much fun as that was? I never want to do that again. Once in a goddamn afterlife is enough. ow ow ow shit

Anyway, where the hell can I park my Wild Sauriwhatthefuck?

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AFTER EVERYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED DID YOU SERIOUSLY BRING A DINOSAUR INTO TOWN?!

((oh my god, this post is the best, best, best thing ever, i thought i should tell you xD))

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HEY

IT'S GETTING A FUCKIN' MUZZLE

IT'S NOT GONNA EAT ANYONE, CHRIST

((o grimmjow, you so special |D))

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IT'S A FREAKING DINOSAUR, A MUZZLE'S NOT GOING TO DO MUCH!!

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Oi. You know 'gators, right?

You can tie their jaws shut with a piece of string, and they won't be able to break it open. Considering both dinosaurs and gators are both big damn lizards, it probably works the same way.

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Except dinosaurs are about ten times bigger!!

Actually, Fuu told me once that they're closer to birds than lizards...

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Still, the mechanics are the same. Something like that doesn't need that much muscle strength to open its mouth; it just needs the strength to close it, and the skull is pretty close to a gator's, so I'm guessing the muscle structure is about the same. Besides, I'm not stupid enough to use string. I'm sure there's gotta be something stronger around here...

...really? So, basically, this thing is a giant fucking chicken? Damn, Wild Saurian. How far you've fallen.

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...Well, if you say so. But if anyone gets eaten it'll be your fault. You might be able to, um...make some leather or something. I don't really know~

... ... ......... Haha! Oh my gosh, when you put it that way it's actually kind of funny!

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Yeah. There are cows and shit 'round here, so that shouldn't be too difficult.

...wonder if they taste like chicken.

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Hmm~ Alright, that's true. Wow, now when I get back to Tokyo I'll be able to tell people that I knew someone who had a pet dinosaur!

Oh, jeez, I wouldn't be surprised. People say just about everything tastes like chicken.

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...Yeah! Good luck getting 'em to believe you, but shit.

Yeah, but they're just saying that 'cause they can't compare it to anything else, probably. I want to see if it actually tastes like chicken.

...or turkey. Hm.

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Oh, you never know. I know one of them will be amazed by it, whether she believes me or not!

Haha! Maybe you should find another one and see!

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Exactly what I'm planning on doing.

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Well, let me know how that turns out!