005 [in which Grimmjow teal deers]

[monarchially]

You know, I can't help but get the feeling that I was lied to when certain people told me they didn't know shit about the cure for the whole "by the way, you don't get any powers here" bullshit. I can't say I appreciate that sorta bullshit, but... hey. I figure I'll be completely fucking honest with all of you, unlike some people I can think of

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[ophiolatry]

If you happen to find any sort of anesthetic, I could take the chip out of your neck myself, in much more sanitary conditions.

Or, if you can handle the pain, we could omit the anesthesia entirely. I have tools much less crude than random sheet metal.

Locked to Kabuto;

[keepyou_safe]

Are you insane?

Locked to Kabuto;

[ophiolatry]

I suppose that's entirely in the eye of the beholder.

[monarchially]

...really? No catch?

[ophiolatry]

No catch.

[monarchially]

Not buying it.

[ophiolatry]

I have an interest in the chip, and examining the side-effects of removing it from a 'resident,' here. I'm not willing to do so on myself, and you're a willing volunteer. A mutually beneficial situation, wouldn't you agree?

[monarchially]

...I don't trust you scientific types. I've seen too much batshit for that.

[ophiolatry]

Ah, well.

If you'd rather run the risk of severing a major artery by doing so yourself, be my guest.