We So Earned That Point!

[monarch_the]

So I just got to enjoy the lamest party ever last night. Fucking Hatred threw this pathetic suaret to introduce MY ultimate enemy as his new arch! I mean I knew something was up from the start, but then the guy keeps throwing little jabs my way the whole fucking night, going Phantom Limb this, and Phantom Limb that, and when I finally get him to

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[commanderamarao]

You have a pretty big house, don't you? I would almost think living in the Cocoon would be more convenient because you could move it from place to place.

[monarch_the]

It's a trophy house we claimed from my wife's dick of an ex. Was sort of a right of passage, thing. ...Plus she seems to like the suburban scene. It's not my thing, but whatever. We've got the Cocoon parked at the house for the henchmen to live in.

[commanderamarao]

Like a doghouse for underlings?

[monarch_the]

Or like a treehouse for the kids, yeah, take your choice of simile.

[commanderamarao]

Will we need potato salad or something? I almost typed potato salsa. That would be gross.

[monarch_the]

If you want to bring it, sure. ....And oh god, that would be disgusting. With the little tomato bits and-- ew. No.

[commanderamarao]

Yeah, it would look like vomit, I think. Pretty sure.