The party
Well if you came to this party and actually drank, sadly you shouldn't remember it to much
The party was on April 8-15,2001, one of those days I don't remember to well. After we found out Brandon's parents were going to Las Vegas for a couple of days we decided to throw a little party. Personally I think it was a trust thing for Brandon's parents to see if we would throw a party when they left. Of course their plan back fired, because it happened. First we started planning it out. We started making the jungle juice a day before the party a day before(to make good jungle juice the process should take 4 days.) That shit was unbelievably strong. Well what would you expect when 4 fifth's of everclear was in it. Plus other types of alcohol. It wasn't very good tasting at all. But if you could hold your liquor man that shit fucked you up. The night of the party I had people meet me at a park so I could take them to Brandon's house. In order to get into the house I had to jump through Brandon's window, because he locked it up while him and Justin were at work. After I opened the back door for everyone to get in, someone knocked at the front door. The keg had arrived. Then Justin and Brandon come in someone's car with some more people shortly after. Of course Justin already started drinking. You see the cool part about our party. Not one person had to pay us in order to get in. Just come on in and have a good time. So we turned on the music and the party had officially started. Everyone was getting drunk and having a good time. At every, and I mean every party I've gone someone got in a fight or tried not this one for some reason. Maybe because sister showed up with a shaved almost bald head died pink with a 3 foot glass bong and an ounce that was smoked that night. By the time she got there everyone was drunk already. We were all in the pool in our clothes drinking some more. Justin and this chick named Megan were leaning out of the pool puking at the same time and playing with each others puke. Which showed you how much they were drinking. I was talking to Diana trying to get her to drink and get in the pool. She decided to go inside the house. 10 minutes she came back out drunk which seemed pretty weird but whatever. So I got out to help her out and talk or something. More things happened in the pool that I rather not talk about while I was gone. I decided to sit down and smoke a little with my sister. She was so fucked up and she had Taco Dog smoking right next to her the whole time. Taco was a little upset with me because he had a crush on Diana and I guess it just didn't work out. Then a week later I was with her. But I don't think it bothered him to much because he would hang out all the time. As we were talking some girl name Lizzy came outside and told me Brandon was fingering Diana on the kitchen floor in front of everyone. I told her fuck it then, if she likes him that much go ahead. Lizzy got made at me because she thought I should try to stop it. This is coming from the girl who told Diana she could do better. I told her to fuck off, because I didn't think she was that drunk. Apparently I was wrong. I guessed she realized it wasn't me and stopped and started asking for me. So I went back inside to comfort her. While I was doing this Justin Came inside to get more liquor and started playing the guitar with his shirt off and started singing. You want to talk about some funny shit now that was fucking funny. There were all these people in there I had no idea who they were. See we invited all these high school kids, but we had to much alcohol, then college kids came, still had to much liquor so we started pulling people right off the streets and had them drinking with us. And here is drunk ass Justin in just shorts soaking wet singing and playing an instrument that he has no idea how to play. Hey everyone enjoyed it so whatever works. While I was in the living room sitting on the floor talking to Diana, I was drinking the secret stash of liquor. Brandon's parents had their own liquor cabinet that I had decided to tax. Justin had gone up stairs with Megan and started changing. Well Megan tried to change out of her wet clothes and tried to get in something dry. Well Justin tried to help but Lizzy said he was being inappropriate. Which is bullshit since Lizzy kind of had the hots for Megan so we think she was taking advantage of her but oh well. This is where I started laughing Justin and Megan started kissing. Okay let me describes this, me and Diana everyone thought was weird because I was supposively the biggest skin head at school and Diana was a gothic Chinese woman. I didn't really give fuck I mean I cared for the girl so that's all that mattered to me. But when you saw Justin and Megan.... Megan is a 5 foot even give or take 91 pound girl, Justin was the biggest line man in Arizona, 6'8" and 300 and something pounds. I doubt they remember that but I sure won't forget something like that. I go back down stairs and then they came. They stood out bad. Three huge mother fuckers not one person tried to brush shoulders with them. No one tried to say hello or anything. They just got out of their way. I guess if you didn't know the situation (which was everyone) it looked like they were there to do something really bad and leave. They saw me and we all started talking. You can see the drunk confusion in everyone's eyes. A 15 year old kid shaking hands and talking to three guys in their older 30's and mid 40's. If you saw these guys you'd understand. Well one of them saw drunk Diana on my shoulder and asked if she was my girl, and I said yes. She only shook two of their hands because she was falling everywhere. So I sat her down and tried to talk some business with these guys. They didn't want to talk about anything. That's when I knew I had to find a way to get rid of Diana. Trust me I didn't want to. And no one truly knew why I broke up with her. Justin asked and I made up some stupid excuse. Anyhow all these guys came here for was to find out who she was and to get a good look at her. I knew this because they didn't want a drink and these guys were all alcoholics. Justin and Brandon were talking and saw me. And screamed, "Monan, this party kicks ass." Which was a good thing. It sounded like they just knew me from school and I didn't really talk to them. That's why I was able to still talk to them. They both came up and shook their hands. Justin was drunk, "Damn, you've got a shit load of tattoo's and I'm drunk." Then they saw some college girls and turned around. One of the guys said ok we'll see you later. And all three of them left.
I'm kind of glad Everyone was drunk. Justin was talking to everyone. Brandon sat down with my sister and Taco. Diana had to be one of the drunkest people there. She was so drunk she could stand up or she would fall. And she couldn't sit down because she would fall over. I had scratch marks all over my back after that party. Sadly enough I didn't even sleep with her. She was to drunk. Even though she was my girlfriend I still thought it would technically be taking advantage of her so I had her play guitar. She played stair way to heaven perfect. Drunk as hell but still was able to do it. Soon everyone passed out. And just like that the party was over. The next morning nobody really talk that much. Except for Stubby who was crying like a bitch because he make out with Megan. Other then that we laughed a little then went on out ways.
The party was on April 8-15,2001, one of those days I don't remember to well. After we found out Brandon's parents were going to Las Vegas for a couple of days we decided to throw a little party. Personally I think it was a trust thing for Brandon's parents to see if we would throw a party when they left. Of course their plan back fired, because it happened. First we started planning it out. We started making the jungle juice a day before the party a day before(to make good jungle juice the process should take 4 days.) That shit was unbelievably strong. Well what would you expect when 4 fifth's of everclear was in it. Plus other types of alcohol. It wasn't very good tasting at all. But if you could hold your liquor man that shit fucked you up. The night of the party I had people meet me at a park so I could take them to Brandon's house. In order to get into the house I had to jump through Brandon's window, because he locked it up while him and Justin were at work. After I opened the back door for everyone to get in, someone knocked at the front door. The keg had arrived. Then Justin and Brandon come in someone's car with some more people shortly after. Of course Justin already started drinking. You see the cool part about our party. Not one person had to pay us in order to get in. Just come on in and have a good time. So we turned on the music and the party had officially started. Everyone was getting drunk and having a good time. At every, and I mean every party I've gone someone got in a fight or tried not this one for some reason. Maybe because sister showed up with a shaved almost bald head died pink with a 3 foot glass bong and an ounce that was smoked that night. By the time she got there everyone was drunk already. We were all in the pool in our clothes drinking some more. Justin and this chick named Megan were leaning out of the pool puking at the same time and playing with each others puke. Which showed you how much they were drinking. I was talking to Diana trying to get her to drink and get in the pool. She decided to go inside the house. 10 minutes she came back out drunk which seemed pretty weird but whatever. So I got out to help her out and talk or something. More things happened in the pool that I rather not talk about while I was gone. I decided to sit down and smoke a little with my sister. She was so fucked up and she had Taco Dog smoking right next to her the whole time. Taco was a little upset with me because he had a crush on Diana and I guess it just didn't work out. Then a week later I was with her. But I don't think it bothered him to much because he would hang out all the time. As we were talking some girl name Lizzy came outside and told me Brandon was fingering Diana on the kitchen floor in front of everyone. I told her fuck it then, if she likes him that much go ahead. Lizzy got made at me because she thought I should try to stop it. This is coming from the girl who told Diana she could do better. I told her to fuck off, because I didn't think she was that drunk. Apparently I was wrong. I guessed she realized it wasn't me and stopped and started asking for me. So I went back inside to comfort her. While I was doing this Justin Came inside to get more liquor and started playing the guitar with his shirt off and started singing. You want to talk about some funny shit now that was fucking funny. There were all these people in there I had no idea who they were. See we invited all these high school kids, but we had to much alcohol, then college kids came, still had to much liquor so we started pulling people right off the streets and had them drinking with us. And here is drunk ass Justin in just shorts soaking wet singing and playing an instrument that he has no idea how to play. Hey everyone enjoyed it so whatever works. While I was in the living room sitting on the floor talking to Diana, I was drinking the secret stash of liquor. Brandon's parents had their own liquor cabinet that I had decided to tax. Justin had gone up stairs with Megan and started changing. Well Megan tried to change out of her wet clothes and tried to get in something dry. Well Justin tried to help but Lizzy said he was being inappropriate. Which is bullshit since Lizzy kind of had the hots for Megan so we think she was taking advantage of her but oh well. This is where I started laughing Justin and Megan started kissing. Okay let me describes this, me and Diana everyone thought was weird because I was supposively the biggest skin head at school and Diana was a gothic Chinese woman. I didn't really give fuck I mean I cared for the girl so that's all that mattered to me. But when you saw Justin and Megan.... Megan is a 5 foot even give or take 91 pound girl, Justin was the biggest line man in Arizona, 6'8" and 300 and something pounds. I doubt they remember that but I sure won't forget something like that. I go back down stairs and then they came. They stood out bad. Three huge mother fuckers not one person tried to brush shoulders with them. No one tried to say hello or anything. They just got out of their way. I guess if you didn't know the situation (which was everyone) it looked like they were there to do something really bad and leave. They saw me and we all started talking. You can see the drunk confusion in everyone's eyes. A 15 year old kid shaking hands and talking to three guys in their older 30's and mid 40's. If you saw these guys you'd understand. Well one of them saw drunk Diana on my shoulder and asked if she was my girl, and I said yes. She only shook two of their hands because she was falling everywhere. So I sat her down and tried to talk some business with these guys. They didn't want to talk about anything. That's when I knew I had to find a way to get rid of Diana. Trust me I didn't want to. And no one truly knew why I broke up with her. Justin asked and I made up some stupid excuse. Anyhow all these guys came here for was to find out who she was and to get a good look at her. I knew this because they didn't want a drink and these guys were all alcoholics. Justin and Brandon were talking and saw me. And screamed, "Monan, this party kicks ass." Which was a good thing. It sounded like they just knew me from school and I didn't really talk to them. That's why I was able to still talk to them. They both came up and shook their hands. Justin was drunk, "Damn, you've got a shit load of tattoo's and I'm drunk." Then they saw some college girls and turned around. One of the guys said ok we'll see you later. And all three of them left.
I'm kind of glad Everyone was drunk. Justin was talking to everyone. Brandon sat down with my sister and Taco. Diana had to be one of the drunkest people there. She was so drunk she could stand up or she would fall. And she couldn't sit down because she would fall over. I had scratch marks all over my back after that party. Sadly enough I didn't even sleep with her. She was to drunk. Even though she was my girlfriend I still thought it would technically be taking advantage of her so I had her play guitar. She played stair way to heaven perfect. Drunk as hell but still was able to do it. Soon everyone passed out. And just like that the party was over. The next morning nobody really talk that much. Except for Stubby who was crying like a bitch because he make out with Megan. Other then that we laughed a little then went on out ways.