Dec 15, 2010 18:44
Dear Fuckwit Who Thought It Would Be a Good Idea to Send Me That Dramatic Shit On Facebook:
Fuck you. I am busy as hell with finals right now. So busy, in fact, that I have not actually had time to hang out with my friend who is dating your friend's ex. This is stupid high-school shit, and you're, what? In your 30s? 40s? I don't know, because I don't even know you, and you decided to haul me back into drama that I backed away from a long time ago. But no, really, I appreciated you reminding me that my best friend is dating a jackass freeloader who's twice her age and I can't do anything about it. Yeah, thanks for that. And I appreciate you trying to manipulate me into fighting for you, while lying about this ex person assaulting my friend (no, of course I believe you that she never hit her, and your story about a look-alike with the same name is so plausible, too!). I appreciate it, because for just a little while, I had forgotten that stupid high-school drama doesn't stay in high school, and being a 27-year-old woman who's trying to improve her life and stay out of things she can't change will NOT, in fact, keep me away from said drama. You proved that idiots like you can still get to me, because you got me to write a long, well-thought-out reply, and then you threw some childish shit back at me immediately before blocking me. Congratulations, Person I Have Never Even Met. You, ma'am, are an asshat.
No Love,
Someone who is TOTALLY over this assinine shit.
PS:
You officially lost when you resorted to fat jokes. Coward.
venting,
fml,
drama llama,
lulz,
kill that jerk,
rant