Meme time!
I brought this upon myself when I saw it on shadydave's journal.
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
1. if you got to create a new level of hell, what would it be?
It would be a level in which you would lose all your memories (short and long-term) every two minutes. The one thing
you would be able to remember was that you couldn't remember things. 'Cause that would suck.
2. what didn't you like about the lotr movies?
They were long and often repetetive. For example, here is my plot summary of FotR:
Frodo: Yay! The Shire is cool and pretty, plus there's a cool wizard who has attack-dragon fireworks.
Bilbo: My precioussssssssssss.
Gandalf: Frodo, you must get rid of this ring by throwing it into a volcano, since the gold just doesn't match my robes. Oh, and if you fail "it's the end of Middle Earth as we know it. Oh yes, it's the end of Middle Earth as we know it, and I feel fine."
Sam: *whimper*
Ring Wraiths: We have fwooshy cloaks! But we don't like nasty hobbitses.
*Fellowship forms; we meet a whole bunch of characters that are hard to keep straight (for the non-obsessed, at least) and Legolas pretends like he's in a shampoo commercial a lot*
Orcs: grrrrr.
Fellowship: *fights and wins against amazing odds*
*5 minutes later*
Orcs: grrrr.
Fellowship: *fights and wins against amazing odds*
*7 minutes later*
Orcs: grrrr.
Fellowship: *fights and wins against amazing odds*
Gollum: my precioussssssssssss!
*3 minutes later*
Fellowship: *fights and wins against amazing odds, but loses some minor characters in the process*
Frodo: time to walk over a bleak and barren desert until the next movie...
3. where did you learn the word "defenestrate"?
I actually have no idea, but I think I knew it before high school...as there were several times when I threatened to defenestrate my textbooks.
4. if you were an animal, what would you be?
Do I have to be a real animal? 'Cause dragons are pretty cool. If I did have to be a real animal, I might be a marmot. They live in Colorado and laze around a lot on rocks in the mountains. Plus, they were clever enough to use tricks to steal my aunt's lettuce and tomato one day when she was hiking with my parents.
5. if you had to be stuck in another time period, which one would you pick?
It depends on who I'd be since I'd most likely end up being poor and having a miserable life. I guess I might choose Edwardian times, then I could be involved in the women's suffrage movement and wear extremely cool, if extremely uncomfortable clothes. Although it would also be acceptable to live during the Regency period, as long as I could have been a close friend of Jane Austen.
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
1. if you got to create a new level of hell, what would it be?
It would be a level in which you would lose all your memories (short and long-term) every two minutes. The one thing
you would be able to remember was that you couldn't remember things. 'Cause that would suck.
2. what didn't you like about the lotr movies?
They were long and often repetetive. For example, here is my plot summary of FotR:
Frodo: Yay! The Shire is cool and pretty, plus there's a cool wizard who has attack-dragon fireworks.
Bilbo: My precioussssssssssss.
Gandalf: Frodo, you must get rid of this ring by throwing it into a volcano, since the gold just doesn't match my robes. Oh, and if you fail "it's the end of Middle Earth as we know it. Oh yes, it's the end of Middle Earth as we know it, and I feel fine."
Sam: *whimper*
Ring Wraiths: We have fwooshy cloaks! But we don't like nasty hobbitses.
*Fellowship forms; we meet a whole bunch of characters that are hard to keep straight (for the non-obsessed, at least) and Legolas pretends like he's in a shampoo commercial a lot*
Orcs: grrrrr.
Fellowship: *fights and wins against amazing odds*
*5 minutes later*
Orcs: grrrr.
Fellowship: *fights and wins against amazing odds*
*7 minutes later*
Orcs: grrrr.
Fellowship: *fights and wins against amazing odds*
Gollum: my precioussssssssssss!
*3 minutes later*
Fellowship: *fights and wins against amazing odds, but loses some minor characters in the process*
Frodo: time to walk over a bleak and barren desert until the next movie...
3. where did you learn the word "defenestrate"?
I actually have no idea, but I think I knew it before high school...as there were several times when I threatened to defenestrate my textbooks.
4. if you were an animal, what would you be?
Do I have to be a real animal? 'Cause dragons are pretty cool. If I did have to be a real animal, I might be a marmot. They live in Colorado and laze around a lot on rocks in the mountains. Plus, they were clever enough to use tricks to steal my aunt's lettuce and tomato one day when she was hiking with my parents.
5. if you had to be stuck in another time period, which one would you pick?
It depends on who I'd be since I'd most likely end up being poor and having a miserable life. I guess I might choose Edwardian times, then I could be involved in the women's suffrage movement and wear extremely cool, if extremely uncomfortable clothes. Although it would also be acceptable to live during the Regency period, as long as I could have been a close friend of Jane Austen.