OMG, I"M t0ta11y p0sting!!!!1!!!!1
I'm sure you're all well aware of the "Pick 20 Friends And Say Nice Things About Them" meme that is so avant garde these days. You know what's coming....
1. You're an idiot.
2. You're an idiot who used to post a lot, but now doesn't. Maybe you got a life. Doubtful. Maybe you're out sucking dick for $2 and a sandwich. More likely.
3. You should thank Zeus you were born pretty. That said, I've a lovely pink, diamond-encrusted muzzle for you.
4. You try too hard, thus CONSTANTLY looking like an idiot. Hey, at least you're consistent.
5. You don't post. Your icons are stupid.
6. Your idiocy is surprisingly tolerable, but only because you're mildly humorous.
7. The closet is a lonely place.
8. You try. *pats your head, gives you a cookie*
9. You rarely post.
10. I didn't know gods could GET STDs, ya fairy.
11. You used to amuse me.
12. You don't post anymore either. But I'm pretty sure you annoyed me at one time. I can't remember. I had a long night last night.
13. GET SOME NEW ICONS. Not everyone is sexually attracted to cows....okay, more of you than I'd like to consider ARE in fact, sexually attracted to cows.
14. You make my head hurt with the dum-dum.
15. "OOOOOO ARES, PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!!!
16. See above. *smirks*
17. You're like a non-entity. I don't even recall anything you've said. I'm sure it was really important though.
18. Again, see above.
19. You post SOOOO damn much. Stop with the posty.
20. Fuckin' hell...you too.
*yawns, extends bone-colored, bare arms, long fingers splayed to admire the new "paint job". Wiggles skeletal digits, taking in the new sheen, somewhat akin to a shimmering oil slick* Eh. Well, I'm off, a night of subtly mocking those foolish enough (to attempt) wooing via aqua vitae.
What can I say, dinner AND a show!
Now that's entertainment.
1. You're an idiot.
2. You're an idiot who used to post a lot, but now doesn't. Maybe you got a life. Doubtful. Maybe you're out sucking dick for $2 and a sandwich. More likely.
3. You should thank Zeus you were born pretty. That said, I've a lovely pink, diamond-encrusted muzzle for you.
4. You try too hard, thus CONSTANTLY looking like an idiot. Hey, at least you're consistent.
5. You don't post. Your icons are stupid.
6. Your idiocy is surprisingly tolerable, but only because you're mildly humorous.
7. The closet is a lonely place.
8. You try. *pats your head, gives you a cookie*
9. You rarely post.
10. I didn't know gods could GET STDs, ya fairy.
11. You used to amuse me.
12. You don't post anymore either. But I'm pretty sure you annoyed me at one time. I can't remember. I had a long night last night.
13. GET SOME NEW ICONS. Not everyone is sexually attracted to cows....okay, more of you than I'd like to consider ARE in fact, sexually attracted to cows.
14. You make my head hurt with the dum-dum.
15. "OOOOOO ARES, PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!!!
16. See above. *smirks*
17. You're like a non-entity. I don't even recall anything you've said. I'm sure it was really important though.
18. Again, see above.
19. You post SOOOO damn much. Stop with the posty.
20. Fuckin' hell...you too.
*yawns, extends bone-colored, bare arms, long fingers splayed to admire the new "paint job". Wiggles skeletal digits, taking in the new sheen, somewhat akin to a shimmering oil slick* Eh. Well, I'm off, a night of subtly mocking those foolish enough (to attempt) wooing via aqua vitae.
What can I say, dinner AND a show!
Now that's entertainment.