Of course it will, Richard, of course...
... here, just take these nice pills this delicious candy and have a nice nap.
Balloon-Boy Drama Update:
“Heene believes the world is going to end in 2012,” she said. “Because of that, he wanted to make money quickly, become rich enough to build a bunker or something underground, where he can be safe from the sun exploding.”
That quote is from his LAWYER
A few thoughts on the above comment from his lawyer, because really, that one is pretty good.
I'm no astrophysicist, but I'm pretty sure a bunker isn't going to do shit for you if the sun explodes. The next step for our dear old sun is the Red Dwarf GIANT (herp derp) stage, if I remember my geeky, lonely schoolboy days, and that kids, will engulf the Earth.
But, HEY, for sake of argument, let's say that doesn't happen and the sun explodes like the Death Star instead, when Dick, I mean Richard, pulls his head out of the sand, THERE WILL BE NO SUN! Duh. No light, no plant life, no oxygen, nothing, dick.
Also, what the fuck kind of world have we made for ourselves that REALITY TV is the best option for a get rich quick scheme? Classy move, Dick, real classy.
Finally,
When you are bad off enough that a public statement from your Lawyer makes you sound batshit fucking insane, perhaps children shouldn't be in your care.
Balloon-Boy Drama Update:
“Heene believes the world is going to end in 2012,” she said. “Because of that, he wanted to make money quickly, become rich enough to build a bunker or something underground, where he can be safe from the sun exploding.”
That quote is from his LAWYER
A few thoughts on the above comment from his lawyer, because really, that one is pretty good.
I'm no astrophysicist, but I'm pretty sure a bunker isn't going to do shit for you if the sun explodes. The next step for our dear old sun is the Red Dwarf GIANT (herp derp) stage, if I remember my geeky, lonely schoolboy days, and that kids, will engulf the Earth.
But, HEY, for sake of argument, let's say that doesn't happen and the sun explodes like the Death Star instead, when Dick, I mean Richard, pulls his head out of the sand, THERE WILL BE NO SUN! Duh. No light, no plant life, no oxygen, nothing, dick.
Also, what the fuck kind of world have we made for ourselves that REALITY TV is the best option for a get rich quick scheme? Classy move, Dick, real classy.
Finally,
When you are bad off enough that a public statement from your Lawyer makes you sound batshit fucking insane, perhaps children shouldn't be in your care.