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I had the strangest dream last night...
I dreamt that there was this married couple (and they were evil because the man was involved in a plot to kidnap me or something). But in the couple's bedroom, the man was annoyed because his wife always wanted to have sex, but he wasn't very attracted to her anymore. So when she leaves the room, he realizes that he can have sex with himself via his penis and bellybutton! And he rationalizes that it's not cheating as long as he only puts three inches in.
which is weird enough in itself.
BUT THEN
The wife comes back and she jumps on him to have sex and he uses some machine to alter her appearance. She turned into princess Jasmine (Aladdin, anyone?) or someone similar. So this was a futuristic world with weird technology... ok cool. So the wife gets PISSED that he does that to her and she starts to cry and tells him why it hurts her feelings. But he is a robot (?) and has a computer mainframe (voiced by Samuel L. Jackson... seriously) which keeps saying "system does not compute" or something to that effect.
the dream went on, but for our purposes....
THE END
I dreamt that there was this married couple (and they were evil because the man was involved in a plot to kidnap me or something). But in the couple's bedroom, the man was annoyed because his wife always wanted to have sex, but he wasn't very attracted to her anymore. So when she leaves the room, he realizes that he can have sex with himself via his penis and bellybutton! And he rationalizes that it's not cheating as long as he only puts three inches in.
which is weird enough in itself.
BUT THEN
The wife comes back and she jumps on him to have sex and he uses some machine to alter her appearance. She turned into princess Jasmine (Aladdin, anyone?) or someone similar. So this was a futuristic world with weird technology... ok cool. So the wife gets PISSED that he does that to her and she starts to cry and tells him why it hurts her feelings. But he is a robot (?) and has a computer mainframe (voiced by Samuel L. Jackson... seriously) which keeps saying "system does not compute" or something to that effect.
the dream went on, but for our purposes....
THE END