Feeling Elderly, or maybe just Annoyed

Jun 03, 2006 22:09

Dialogue:

Me: Uh, excuse me, you have been skateboarding the last 30 minutes out on the street in front of my apartment ....

Her (dressed up in a very nice dress, wedge shoes, fishnet stockings, and a bottle of Michelob in her hand): Uh, yeah ....

Me: I am sorry to bother you but I have to wake up at 5:30 AM tomorrow morning .....

Her: Really? What time is it now?

Me: 10 PM.

Her: Oh ... but you know it's Saturday night ....

Me: Well, you know, you can go down to the park (1/2 block away) and skate all night if you want ....

Her: Ummm.

(After I went inside I heard her scream, "We gotta move, all the fogies want to sleep.")

Sigh.
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