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Mom called down the stairs before leaving for work
Mom: Rose!! (my twin sister Pimmy, for the unaware) Get up and shower today ok??
Me: ....*groany voice* nnuuh, ffiinne.
Mom: Good, you don't wanna be all gross. So don't sleep all day.
Me: nnnn Okkaayyy
Mom: Oh, also, Jasmine, could you dust today please?
Me: *more chipper tone* Okay mom!
Mom: Alright, bye girls!
Pimmy was asleep during this, AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW