Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave girtygrin a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I bought porn for lefthandsnake (-10 points). Last week I pulled over and changed caelum's flat tire (15 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to ljcygnet in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I gave northsider a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (345 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
mommyspike
Mind, I am puzzled why they gave negative points for a Dutch Oven. It's a remarkably useful thing!!