I know northmiester will appreciate this:
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In December, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). When the stars were right, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I sacrificed fashionista_35 to Cthulhu (500 points). In July, I rescued crazymadjo from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (415 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
mommie_geek
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