Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I turned
zdafos in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In February I bought porn for
inhuman14 (-10 points). In July I put money in
must_coordinate's expired parking meter (14 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
kitchenvixen's purse (30 points). In October I helped
bobmage across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (43 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
mommeeof9