Sorry, guys, it was me . . .
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I gave wanderingsmith a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I set sjhw_tolerance's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I gave fanmagicks a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I broke timeboundpythia's X-Box (-12 points). In October I bought porn for thesparepart (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-83 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
momm2five