so my 21st birthday is in 3 days. and i don't know what I want to do on it. Any suggestions? Somer will be in town starting tomorrow too, so thats an added bonus.
"So I called Crystal and we made plans for her to save me from it. Yah I went online talked to a few ppl. At like 930ish, after my drunk mother told me how much I treat her like shit and need to move out, Crys picked me up and we went to her house for a bit. I love Crystals house, but the Bathrooms suck right now! LoL yah we chilled there and *got pretty* and then left. While driving down this one rd we thought we popped her tire. Yah, we didnt. Then she made me go buy her some Ciggs, she gave me the money. When I went into the Mobil, there was some boy McDonalds workers there. They were staring at me like they had never seen a chick b4. SHEESH! Well from there, we went to Marks apt. There, we had a fan of mine and Crystals even *but everyone is a fan of Crystals*. When we got out of the car, this kid was like "Crystal, and oh is that Mary!?". Yah this kid, Eric, who was a Super-Trooper at the mall, and Ive met once refers to me as "Crystal's Hot Friend Mary". Thats atleast two of her friends who call me that. LoL. Whatever. So yah we were walking into the building, and as were walking up the concreat stairs, I fell UP the stairs and ripped half of my toenail off. So we went into Marks and I was like crying coz it hurt THAT bad, and Eric gave me some band-aids, and not only were they band-aids, they were BLUE'S CLUES Band-Aids! So we fixed me up and Crys, Eric, Mark and I all went to Dennys. Crystal kept putting her hand on my leg. Yah wow. So we ate and all talked there for a while, and then drove Eric and Mark back to the apt. Yah Crystal and I have a song. We listened to it like, oh, 800 times lastnight! Its the "Girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money..." song by Good Charolette *spelling!?*.
So moving on, we dropped them off and drove around and called April, and we picked her up and decided it would be fun to get lost! So we went out to Penbrook/Batavia/Alden and GOT LOST! coz we were bored. We saw 2 "Kitties", deer, stopped to ask to pet them. Also, while lost, I told Crystal the "Hobo w/ two teeth that he actually brushes" was gonna come get her, and they could live together w/ his pet *Kitties*, coz duh, thats who they belong to! ***RAWR!*** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! We also scared the piss out of Crystal by telling her that we were in the area where there was Children Of The Corn. So yah after us reminding her of EVERY horror movie ever like, made, she started to spazout and like die. Yah, that happened twice. So then we REALLY got lost, saw another Kitty and found the 90. The dude who took our money at the toll was the 2-toothed hobo named Bob that we were looking for. Yes. We found him at LAST!so yah we drove by UB North. Yah its not that close to Buff State. *even more upsetting*. Then we dropped off April and then Crystal and I made our way home.
By this time it was like 430am, and were lip-synching to our song down Union Rd, and BAM! Cop lights. She was like fuuuuuck. So she pulled over blah blah. Crystal has a shitty headlight thats out and shes constantly getting pulled over for it. So yah the cute occifer, pig, cop, was like "how are u doin tonight? u know, u have a headlight out..." yah he pulled her over for it last week. So he ran her license and stuff, and then he comes back, and was like "Im not giving you a ticket, but where did you get all teh bumper sickers?!" LMAO! Yah so they talked about her Britney Spears stickers for like 5 minutes and yah, it was great. Thank you Britney Spears, We do believe you got Crystal out of a ticket! After having a good lil chuckle about that, I got home, broke into my room, and slept til 1130."
"So I called Crystal and we made plans for her to save me from it. Yah I went online talked to a few ppl. At like 930ish, after my drunk mother told me how much I treat her like shit and need to move out, Crys picked me up and we went to her house for a bit. I love Crystals house, but the Bathrooms suck right now! LoL yah we chilled there and *got pretty* and then left. While driving down this one rd we thought we popped her tire. Yah, we didnt. Then she made me go buy her some Ciggs, she gave me the money. When I went into the Mobil, there was some boy McDonalds workers there. They were staring at me like they had never seen a chick b4. SHEESH! Well from there, we went to Marks apt. There, we had a fan of mine and Crystals even *but everyone is a fan of Crystals*. When we got out of the car, this kid was like "Crystal, and oh is that Mary!?". Yah this kid, Eric, who was a Super-Trooper at the mall, and Ive met once refers to me as "Crystal's Hot Friend Mary". Thats atleast two of her friends who call me that. LoL. Whatever. So yah we were walking into the building, and as were walking up the concreat stairs, I fell UP the stairs and ripped half of my toenail off. So we went into Marks and I was like crying coz it hurt THAT bad, and Eric gave me some band-aids, and not only were they band-aids, they were BLUE'S CLUES Band-Aids! So we fixed me up and Crys, Eric, Mark and I all went to Dennys. Crystal kept putting her hand on my leg. Yah wow. So we ate and all talked there for a while, and then drove Eric and Mark back to the apt. Yah Crystal and I have a song. We listened to it like, oh, 800 times lastnight! Its the "Girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money..." song by Good Charolette *spelling!?*.
So moving on, we dropped them off and drove around and called April, and we picked her up and decided it would be fun to get lost! So we went out to Penbrook/Batavia/Alden and GOT LOST! coz we were bored. We saw 2 "Kitties", deer, stopped to ask to pet them. Also, while lost, I told Crystal the "Hobo w/ two teeth that he actually brushes" was gonna come get her, and they could live together w/ his pet *Kitties*, coz duh, thats who they belong to! ***RAWR!*** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! We also scared the piss out of Crystal by telling her that we were in the area where there was Children Of The Corn. So yah after us reminding her of EVERY horror movie ever like, made, she started to spazout and like die. Yah, that happened twice. So then we REALLY got lost, saw another Kitty and found the 90. The dude who took our money at the toll was the 2-toothed hobo named Bob that we were looking for. Yes. We found him at LAST!so yah we drove by UB North. Yah its not that close to Buff State. *even more upsetting*. Then we dropped off April and then Crystal and I made our way home.
By this time it was like 430am, and were lip-synching to our song down Union Rd, and BAM! Cop lights. She was like fuuuuuck. So she pulled over blah blah. Crystal has a shitty headlight thats out and shes constantly getting pulled over for it. So yah the cute occifer, pig, cop, was like "how are u doin tonight? u know, u have a headlight out..." yah he pulled her over for it last week. So he ran her license and stuff, and then he comes back, and was like "Im not giving you a ticket, but where did you get all teh bumper sickers?!" LMAO! Yah so they talked about her Britney Spears stickers for like 5 minutes and yah, it was great. Thank you Britney Spears, We do believe you got Crystal out of a ticket! After having a good lil chuckle about that, I got home, broke into my room, and slept til 1130."
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