Thanks turnsol!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave xxwynxx a kidney (1000 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I broke wyn209's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I punched meshteyfer in the arm (-10 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, rysah57 (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4098 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
momentarygenius