I have news. A) I got a new job, I'm a manager at a used golf ball shop? I went in for a nanny interveiw and the guy hired me to manage his shop. It's weird and we need to talk further about it (obviously). B) For the new job they have given me a cell phone which I have during the day and you need the number and plus my new boss hired me because he broke up with his ex girlfriend and she previously had my job. WEIRD.
Top ten things I hate about Ashley Carrier
1. Even though in reality is 1/8 the size of me, morphs to take up the entire surface area of mattress when sharing a bed.
2. Is constantly and unnecessarily jusitifying things to me like: buying leggings, buying groceries, being rightfully mean to terrible dudes.
3. Posts pictures on the internet in which you do not look at beautiful as you really are.
4. Insists on working full time and going to school, making visits to me practically impossible.
5. Will not skip work or school ever to visit me.
6. Likes dark chocolate.
7. Would not change sheets on bed until they have disintegrated if not for me.
8. Refuses to learn how to a) do lj cuts b) post picture comments.
9. Leaves me to fend for myself at social gatherings when there is a dude you like.
10. Lets dude time cut into our long distance phone relationship.
I love you. Sorry I tried to send it as a myspace message but it wasn't working so I sent it here.
Top ten things I hate about Ashley Carrier
1. Even though in reality is 1/8 the size of me, morphs to take up the entire surface area of mattress when sharing a bed.
2. Is constantly and unnecessarily jusitifying things to me like: buying leggings, buying groceries, being rightfully mean to terrible dudes.
3. Posts pictures on the internet in which you do not look at beautiful as you really are.
4. Insists on working full time and going to school, making visits to me practically impossible.
5. Will not skip work or school ever to visit me.
6. Likes dark chocolate.
7. Would not change sheets on bed until they have disintegrated if not for me.
8. Refuses to learn how to a) do lj cuts b) post picture comments.
9. Leaves me to fend for myself at social gatherings when there is a dude you like.
10. Lets dude time cut into our long distance phone relationship.
I love you. Sorry I tried to send it as a myspace message but it wasn't working so I sent it here.
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