[podfic] “Coffee” & “Wings”: Two podplay drabbles (SPN & SPN/MLP; gen)
These two mini podplays were test runs before I recorded “The Case of the Stolen Sapphires”.
Title: “Coffee”
Author: xenoamorist
Reader: xenoamorist
Fandoms: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Fluttershy, Castiel; gen
Genres: Play, humor, drabble, crossover, crack
Length: 0:56
Rating: PG
Summary: Castiel discovers coffee.
Notes: Trying to make two distinct male voices when you're female? Hard as hell.
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TEXT
(Sound of paper rustling for a few moments. A door slams open.)
CAS
Dean.
(pause, and then more emphatic)
Dean.
DEAN
(sound of paper hitting a table)
(irritated)
What, Cas?
CAS
(as if proclaiming news of utmost importance)
We're out of coffee.
DEAN
(picks papers up again)
I made a pot like an hour ago. Go check again.
CAS
Dean. I’ve already checked. Three times. We’re out of coffee.
DEAN
(slowly, as if realizing the situation at hand)
Cas... how many cups did you have?
CAS
Five. Maybe six.
DEAN
(sound of Dean facepalming)
You’re not supposed to-Jesus, no wonder you’re hopping around like a bunny on speed.
CAS
I don’t understand that refer-
DEAN
(as if speaking to a child)
You are not having any more coffee.
Credits and other notes: Photo used in the cover art from the Home of the Nutty; text typeset in Telegrafico; cover art put together in GIMP; podfic recorded in Audacity using a Zoom Handy Recorder H2 microphone.
Sound effects used, in order of appearance: Paper rustle by vtkproductions and door slam by bennychico11.
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Title: “Wings”
Author: xenoamorist
Reader: xenoamorist
Fandoms: Supernatural/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Characters/Pairings: Fluttershy, Castiel; gen
Genres: Play, humor, drabble, crossover, crack
Length: 0:57
Rating: PG
Summary: Fluttershy is curious about Castiel's wings.
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TEXT
(birds chirping)
(flap of wings)
FLUTTERSHY
You have wings... but you’re not a pegasus.
(clothing rustling as Cas looks up)
CASTIEL
You can-see my wings?
(wings beating as Fluttershy comes closer)
FLUTTERSHY
Of course, silly! What are you, anyway?
(more wing beats)
Some kind of monkey bird? I’ve never seen anything like you in all of Ponyville. Maybe even all of Equestria. Do you come from eggs?
CASTIEL
I-this is a human body. A vessel. I’m from a faraway land called-Heaven. It’s where-
FLUTTERSHY
Where what?
CASTIEL
Where people go after they-die.
FLUTTERSHY
Oh my. What about ponies? Do ponies go to Heaven?
CASTIEL
(pause)
Yes. I think so.
Credits and other notes: Photo used in the cover art from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic wiki; text typeset in Jane Austen and Gentium; cover art put together in GIMP; podfic recorded in Audacity using a Zoom Handy Recorder H2 microphone.
Sound effects used, in order of appearance: Forest surroundings by Luftrum, wing flaps by Robinhood76, wingflaps by philberts, body fall in grass by J. Zazvurek, fabric rustle by me.
Title: “Coffee”
Author: xenoamorist
Reader: xenoamorist
Fandoms: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Fluttershy, Castiel; gen
Genres: Play, humor, drabble, crossover, crack
Length: 0:56
Rating: PG
Summary: Castiel discovers coffee.
Notes: Trying to make two distinct male voices when you're female? Hard as hell.
DOWNLOAD:
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Use the player above if you would like to stream.
High Quality (1.3 MB, 155-195kbps VBR MP3)
TEXT
(Sound of paper rustling for a few moments. A door slams open.)
CAS
Dean.
(pause, and then more emphatic)
Dean.
DEAN
(sound of paper hitting a table)
(irritated)
What, Cas?
CAS
(as if proclaiming news of utmost importance)
We're out of coffee.
DEAN
(picks papers up again)
I made a pot like an hour ago. Go check again.
CAS
Dean. I’ve already checked. Three times. We’re out of coffee.
DEAN
(slowly, as if realizing the situation at hand)
Cas... how many cups did you have?
CAS
Five. Maybe six.
DEAN
(sound of Dean facepalming)
You’re not supposed to-Jesus, no wonder you’re hopping around like a bunny on speed.
CAS
I don’t understand that refer-
DEAN
(as if speaking to a child)
You are not having any more coffee.
Credits and other notes: Photo used in the cover art from the Home of the Nutty; text typeset in Telegrafico; cover art put together in GIMP; podfic recorded in Audacity using a Zoom Handy Recorder H2 microphone.
Sound effects used, in order of appearance: Paper rustle by vtkproductions and door slam by bennychico11.
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Title: “Wings”
Author: xenoamorist
Reader: xenoamorist
Fandoms: Supernatural/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Characters/Pairings: Fluttershy, Castiel; gen
Genres: Play, humor, drabble, crossover, crack
Length: 0:57
Rating: PG
Summary: Fluttershy is curious about Castiel's wings.
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TEXT
(birds chirping)
(flap of wings)
FLUTTERSHY
You have wings... but you’re not a pegasus.
(clothing rustling as Cas looks up)
CASTIEL
You can-see my wings?
(wings beating as Fluttershy comes closer)
FLUTTERSHY
Of course, silly! What are you, anyway?
(more wing beats)
Some kind of monkey bird? I’ve never seen anything like you in all of Ponyville. Maybe even all of Equestria. Do you come from eggs?
CASTIEL
I-this is a human body. A vessel. I’m from a faraway land called-Heaven. It’s where-
FLUTTERSHY
Where what?
CASTIEL
Where people go after they-die.
FLUTTERSHY
Oh my. What about ponies? Do ponies go to Heaven?
CASTIEL
(pause)
Yes. I think so.
Credits and other notes: Photo used in the cover art from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic wiki; text typeset in Jane Austen and Gentium; cover art put together in GIMP; podfic recorded in Audacity using a Zoom Handy Recorder H2 microphone.
Sound effects used, in order of appearance: Forest surroundings by Luftrum, wing flaps by Robinhood76, wingflaps by philberts, body fall in grass by J. Zazvurek, fabric rustle by me.