Fat men shouldn't wear red velvet.
IT's that time of year again! The time of year we all spend far too much money on things nobody really needs anyway, get stressed out over all we have to do, yell at people we love, growl at strangers, force our children to sit on the laps of strange old men so we can take pictures of them screaming their heads off and think it's adorable, celebrate the wrong date of a mythical virgin birth all while eating our weight in things that should, and probably, will kill us someday.
That's right, Christmas! Peace love and shopping! Now, make this easy for me, will ya? Give me your address so I can spam you with holiday cheer!! Even if you think I've got it, please give it to me again! I'm absent-minded, like WOAH! lately. School is killing what little brain cells I had.
No need to reciprocate on the cards (unless you want to!)-- I'm not adding to anyone's stress but my own! I give for the joy of giving!
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That's right, Christmas! Peace love and shopping! Now, make this easy for me, will ya? Give me your address so I can spam you with holiday cheer!! Even if you think I've got it, please give it to me again! I'm absent-minded, like WOAH! lately. School is killing what little brain cells I had.
No need to reciprocate on the cards (unless you want to!)-- I'm not adding to anyone's stress but my own! I give for the joy of giving!
Comments screened. So, tell me something, will ya?????