Good times
I'm playing around with the new LJ photo thing. Great stuff if you are into...um...me.
Baby Me
So, I was born in Kokomo, Indiana sometime in the seventies. Apparently I had a thing for being naked because I was barely clothed until I was nearly five when a neighbor shamed me into putting some clothes on.
Pole Dancing
Oh yeah, the uniforms. Catholic school, Marion,Iowa. Preparing for a possible future career as a stripper.
Candycane
I wish I still had these pajamas. There was flap in the back.
This is my grandmother's living room. The furniture is the same, but I think the piano is gone. That is my cousin, Morley, who apparently does not realize that there are other places to sit.
Senior Picture
Yep, I am a high school graduate. I never understood the whole senior picture thing. Is this a time I really want to remember? It would be more realistic to have me sitting around in a Pizza Hut uniform drinking a wine cooler.
Chili
Ok, this is only funny to me. A lifetime ago, at an old job, a group of us would draw on this electronic whiteboard. Some crazy stuff came out of it. Case in point.....
Thumb of Death
Another
Dysfunction
My favorite Demotivator - A bit hard to read, it says: The Only Consistent Feature of All of your Dissatisfying Relationships is You
Jr
What we have here is the only person who consistently outsmarts me with mini-me (who is not outsmarted by him).
Coconut
I wish I could drink everything from a coconut...Who am I kidding, this is just a gratuitous Cardinals hat pic.
Baby Me
So, I was born in Kokomo, Indiana sometime in the seventies. Apparently I had a thing for being naked because I was barely clothed until I was nearly five when a neighbor shamed me into putting some clothes on.
Pole Dancing
Oh yeah, the uniforms. Catholic school, Marion,Iowa. Preparing for a possible future career as a stripper.
Candycane
I wish I still had these pajamas. There was flap in the back.
This is my grandmother's living room. The furniture is the same, but I think the piano is gone. That is my cousin, Morley, who apparently does not realize that there are other places to sit.
Senior Picture
Yep, I am a high school graduate. I never understood the whole senior picture thing. Is this a time I really want to remember? It would be more realistic to have me sitting around in a Pizza Hut uniform drinking a wine cooler.
Chili
Ok, this is only funny to me. A lifetime ago, at an old job, a group of us would draw on this electronic whiteboard. Some crazy stuff came out of it. Case in point.....
Thumb of Death
Another
Dysfunction
My favorite Demotivator - A bit hard to read, it says: The Only Consistent Feature of All of your Dissatisfying Relationships is You
Jr
What we have here is the only person who consistently outsmarts me with mini-me (who is not outsmarted by him).
Coconut
I wish I could drink everything from a coconut...Who am I kidding, this is just a gratuitous Cardinals hat pic.