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I missed my intro to theatre class which was at 9:30 this morning, but I was still drunk when I woke up for it. Besides, I took the class last year and pretty much know everything. Last night was interesting. A little too dramatic for my taste.
First me and Tia and Bonnie (my roommate/suitemate) started drinkin with Bonnies friends from home in our room. Well, mainly it was me waiting for Tia to get ready cuz that girl takes FOReverrrrrrr. It takes me all of ten minutes, but I guess it shows that they put more time into their appearance than me. Whatever, I'm really never too worried about it.
Soo then me, Tia, Kelly (suitemate, kind of a pushover, but nice?), and Kellys friend dimagio or something like that, who turned out to cause ALOT of drama, anyway we walk to my friends house off campus and play some Kings cups with the kids there. It was kinda fun, but I was drinking Bacardi Razz and not getting drunk for some reason. We played flip cup for a bit and I am of course the master, haha.
Me Glenn, Aaron, Whip, Nate (biggest fuck EVER), Fusco, and three other girls who weren't very social, walked to some party a million miles away, and my feet were killing me cuz my suitemates made me wear these insane shoes. We were at the party a grand total of ten minutes before the cops showed up of course, and the owner of the house got thrown in the back of the cop car. I had sat in a puddle of gatorade so my ass was wet, and I STILL wasn't drunk, but I was definately still drinking. We had to walk all the way back to my friends house and me and some cool freshman girl I met up with at the party stopped at Dominos and got cheesy bread. mmmmm.
Ok so back at the house, I'm chillen eating some Cheesy bread, talking to Glenn about God knows what, he was saying things I think about how we couldn't hook up unless we were SO wasted out of our minds cuz we've known eachother for so long. haha, Glenn makes me laugh. You'd have to know him, he's crazy. seriously. Whip asks me to play beer pong with him, and I agree cuz...I'm not drunk. (So I think) We are playing against Aaron, who is really cool, and Nate, who is the worlds biggest fuck, no joke. Well, Nate takes Beer Pong VERY VERY seriously and when he starts to lose he talks shit. but wait, he always talks shit.
I'm gonna interrupt myself and explain a little bit about him. He's this white kid who is little, and wants to look big, and listens to rap constantly, dresses and acts like hes the hottest shit around, when really he's this whiny jackass wanna be type. Anything that comes out of your mouth he rips apart, He will do anything he can to make you look bad. But ESPECIALLY me and some other girl because we have both rejected him hardcore (because hes a little bitch who has no game anyways; outta no where he'll come up to you and be like, come onnn give me heeeeeeaaad and whine about it forever until you're like "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!") His suitemates don't like him that much because he makes them look bad, girls don't like him cuz he thinks his game is being a jackass to them ,when really it turns them away.
Ok back to the story. Last week I had gotten in right in Nates face, bitching him out for calling me a whore and shit (because I'm like the farthest thing from it), and told him NEVER to call me anything degrading again, and he couldn't say anything. Later on he's like, don't ever raise your voice at me again, and I'm like, don't call me a whore and I won't!!! so he apologizes kind of, and i'm like yeah yeah whatever. We're playing Beer Pong against him last night, and we're winning, so what does he do? yes yes, calls me a hoe over and over again, says something about my skinny, bony ass or some shit, and all this degrading stuff. My girlfriends hear him too, and I told him to shut the fuck up, never call me a hoe again, and I had to walk out of the house to not hit him in the face. My friends are out there, and I tell them if he says one more degrading thing to me, I am most certainly going to punch him in the face. I didn't see my one friend Alex, who is absolutely insane when he's drunk. Most angry drunk I've seen, and I'm holding him back from going after Nate cuz he hates him.
ok like a million girls bitch at Nate throughout the night making it miserable for him, and blah blah blah haha
Glenn and that dimagio kid start going at it cuz the kid was saying stupid shit and Glenn was wasted and didn't like the kid to begin with. We break it up. Go back to the dorms, and that Dimagio kid gets into a fight with some kids that live across from me, because basically everyone hates him. He's from Canada.
Then I had to take care of one of Bonnies friends because Bonnie had gone to sleep and this girl was wasted and all her friends had left her. I let her sleep on the couch and gave her a blanket and pillow.
This was way too long, sorry.
First me and Tia and Bonnie (my roommate/suitemate) started drinkin with Bonnies friends from home in our room. Well, mainly it was me waiting for Tia to get ready cuz that girl takes FOReverrrrrrr. It takes me all of ten minutes, but I guess it shows that they put more time into their appearance than me. Whatever, I'm really never too worried about it.
Soo then me, Tia, Kelly (suitemate, kind of a pushover, but nice?), and Kellys friend dimagio or something like that, who turned out to cause ALOT of drama, anyway we walk to my friends house off campus and play some Kings cups with the kids there. It was kinda fun, but I was drinking Bacardi Razz and not getting drunk for some reason. We played flip cup for a bit and I am of course the master, haha.
Me Glenn, Aaron, Whip, Nate (biggest fuck EVER), Fusco, and three other girls who weren't very social, walked to some party a million miles away, and my feet were killing me cuz my suitemates made me wear these insane shoes. We were at the party a grand total of ten minutes before the cops showed up of course, and the owner of the house got thrown in the back of the cop car. I had sat in a puddle of gatorade so my ass was wet, and I STILL wasn't drunk, but I was definately still drinking. We had to walk all the way back to my friends house and me and some cool freshman girl I met up with at the party stopped at Dominos and got cheesy bread. mmmmm.
Ok so back at the house, I'm chillen eating some Cheesy bread, talking to Glenn about God knows what, he was saying things I think about how we couldn't hook up unless we were SO wasted out of our minds cuz we've known eachother for so long. haha, Glenn makes me laugh. You'd have to know him, he's crazy. seriously. Whip asks me to play beer pong with him, and I agree cuz...I'm not drunk. (So I think) We are playing against Aaron, who is really cool, and Nate, who is the worlds biggest fuck, no joke. Well, Nate takes Beer Pong VERY VERY seriously and when he starts to lose he talks shit. but wait, he always talks shit.
I'm gonna interrupt myself and explain a little bit about him. He's this white kid who is little, and wants to look big, and listens to rap constantly, dresses and acts like hes the hottest shit around, when really he's this whiny jackass wanna be type. Anything that comes out of your mouth he rips apart, He will do anything he can to make you look bad. But ESPECIALLY me and some other girl because we have both rejected him hardcore (because hes a little bitch who has no game anyways; outta no where he'll come up to you and be like, come onnn give me heeeeeeaaad and whine about it forever until you're like "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!") His suitemates don't like him that much because he makes them look bad, girls don't like him cuz he thinks his game is being a jackass to them ,when really it turns them away.
Ok back to the story. Last week I had gotten in right in Nates face, bitching him out for calling me a whore and shit (because I'm like the farthest thing from it), and told him NEVER to call me anything degrading again, and he couldn't say anything. Later on he's like, don't ever raise your voice at me again, and I'm like, don't call me a whore and I won't!!! so he apologizes kind of, and i'm like yeah yeah whatever. We're playing Beer Pong against him last night, and we're winning, so what does he do? yes yes, calls me a hoe over and over again, says something about my skinny, bony ass or some shit, and all this degrading stuff. My girlfriends hear him too, and I told him to shut the fuck up, never call me a hoe again, and I had to walk out of the house to not hit him in the face. My friends are out there, and I tell them if he says one more degrading thing to me, I am most certainly going to punch him in the face. I didn't see my one friend Alex, who is absolutely insane when he's drunk. Most angry drunk I've seen, and I'm holding him back from going after Nate cuz he hates him.
ok like a million girls bitch at Nate throughout the night making it miserable for him, and blah blah blah haha
Glenn and that dimagio kid start going at it cuz the kid was saying stupid shit and Glenn was wasted and didn't like the kid to begin with. We break it up. Go back to the dorms, and that Dimagio kid gets into a fight with some kids that live across from me, because basically everyone hates him. He's from Canada.
Then I had to take care of one of Bonnies friends because Bonnie had gone to sleep and this girl was wasted and all her friends had left her. I let her sleep on the couch and gave her a blanket and pillow.
This was way too long, sorry.