Apparently This Is Where I Scream Now
Incoming email:
"I LOVE YOUR PRODUCTS BUT BECAUSE OF CHINA YOU ARE JUST WAY OVER PRICED. I KNOW IT IS SUPURB QUALITY BUT YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR PRICE MODELS!
CHARLES [[[LAST NAME]]]
AMERICAN AIRLINES"
Reply:
"WE LOVE YOUR AIRLINE BUT BECAUSE OF SOUTHWEST AIRLINES YOU ARE JUST WAY OVER PRICED. WE KNOW IT IS SUPERB QUALITY BUT YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR PRICE MODELS!"
No, no, no...
Reply:
"Thank you for your valuable input. Based on your feedback, we will consider locating our next manufacturing facility in a Communist nation and using slave labor so that you may enjoy a lower price for your model aircraft hobby."
Still too snarky... Maybe...
Reply:
" ... "
You know the old saying: "If you can't say something nice, it's better to say nothing at all."
"I LOVE YOUR PRODUCTS BUT BECAUSE OF CHINA YOU ARE JUST WAY OVER PRICED. I KNOW IT IS SUPURB QUALITY BUT YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR PRICE MODELS!
CHARLES [[[LAST NAME]]]
AMERICAN AIRLINES"
Reply:
"WE LOVE YOUR AIRLINE BUT BECAUSE OF SOUTHWEST AIRLINES YOU ARE JUST WAY OVER PRICED. WE KNOW IT IS SUPERB QUALITY BUT YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR PRICE MODELS!"
No, no, no...
Reply:
"Thank you for your valuable input. Based on your feedback, we will consider locating our next manufacturing facility in a Communist nation and using slave labor so that you may enjoy a lower price for your model aircraft hobby."
Still too snarky... Maybe...
Reply:
" ... "
You know the old saying: "If you can't say something nice, it's better to say nothing at all."