Open Ears, Insert Groan

[molotovh]

Another terrible rap song from B-Side:

I don't own bling,
I never drove a pimp wagon,
and the only time I play a girl's
in Dungeons and Dragons.

I'm no American idol
like Will Hung or Sanjaya
but if you're gonna be my buddy
then I'll always stand by ya.

And the girls never dance with me;
they say I'm cute but I'm queer,
'cause when I go to the bar
I only order root beer!

I gotta take a breath now,
gotta a touch of the asthma...
Got so excited that I put my
Wii-mote through my plasma!

And I'm the geek chic on the street
or haven't ya heard?
B-Side is living proof
of the rise of the nerd!

(This is apparently what I think about while I'm cleaning the kitchen...)