i am still alive

Dec 13, 2006 02:01

If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Ipod, Windows Media, whatever.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that plays
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

extra step: put what you thought of the selections, cause that’s what I’m doing.

OPENING CREDITS]: What Do I do - Xena, from Disney's Hercules and Xena the Animated movie (it would be a dream and animated like a episode of Daria.  It would be me trying to rescue a princess)

[WAKING UP]: Julia- the Flatlanders- (omg what a great song to wake up to, I see myself 19 years old and the camera following my from waking up and getting ready to walk out the door for my first day of collage.

[FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL]: Bless the Broken Road- Carrie Underwood. (Ok so this is when I met the first girl I think I really loved but she didn’t love me back, so sad…weird)

[FALLING IN LOVE]: Pictures - the Postal Service. (So I had never heard this song before so I had to listen to it first and I guess it works well. There would be lots of little clips over the past two years to show how I got put in the friend zone)

[FIGHT SONG]: Lets Hear It For the Boy - Vonzell Solomon (so this would be the point I decide to grow out my hair because everyone calls me sir)

[BREAKING UP]: Love is a Battlefield- Carrie Underwood (it speak for it self but it would be a animated like from the beginning and I would be dressed as a knight fighting a dragon with my magic electric guitar, very flashy music video and all my crazy stalkers would be fighting with the dragon against me)

[PROM]: Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Kimberly Locke (this must be a gay prom I go to one day with some super hott woman, and we will be slow dancing and the after about 20 seconds of that it will cut to us being at home in front of the fire place with our 2.5 kids at the holidays)

[LIFE]: We Didn’t Start the Fire - Billy Joel (ok so this scene has a Rocky II kind of feel to it, it show me finely doing something with my life, I don’t know what that is but I will one day and I will let you know)

[MENTAL BREAKDOWN]: Pass the Bong- Ween (yet one more I don’t know, ok I could under stand half of it so I must be taking lots of drugs cause I am old and think my life is over, the kids are moved out and my wife never wants to do it anymore)

[DRIVING]: Girls Girls Girls- Motley Crew ( yes this is the big boobies scene, I am driving to a boobie bar and the sitting there and then going home rocking out the whole time)

[FLASHBACK]: God Bless the USA- Lee Greenwood ( I would flash to the brown house, carol standing on the couch with a fifth of vodka in her hand singing ‘I am Proud to be a Lesbian’ the first time)

[WEDDING]: Let’s Stay Together- Tina Turner (ok, but Carol is totally singing this, Tina Turner who?)

[BIRTH OF CHILD]: Oxy Cotton- Lil Wyte (ok good thing I am not the one who will give birth, it sounds pain full probably all of her yell at me about wanting drugs)

[FINAL BATTLE]: Ass and Tittys - Three 6 Mafia (hell yah I am having a big old orgy with lots of hot 18 year old girls when out of nowhere my arch enemy appears and we fight with rapiers princess bride style)

[DEATH SCENE]: Once upon a Time- Brooklyn the musical (once again as I die we will go to the dream me and finely rescuing my princess and going to heaven)

[FUNERAL SONG]: Mary Jane- Rick James (this would be memories of people who come to the funeral, they would remember the funny things I did and said in my life)

[END CREDITS]: Radar Love- Golden Earring (a fun little montage of all the little bloopers the actors had and behind the scenes ‘hidden camera’
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