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So last nite Jasmine and I rode up to my house at about 2:00am, and noticed a bunch of people wearing fancy attire spilling out of a house party on Marshall st (that little alley across from my house). We kind of peeked over and saw DeShawn and a few other people we knew, so we decided to go say hi. Turns out my neighbors (who I don't know at all) were having a prom party! fun! The dj was playing Boyz II Men and I really wanted to slow dance. We went into the house and someone at a makeshift bar made me a horrible drink of warm coke and raspberry vodka, and Jaz taught me the macarena.
Suddenly, I felt a large body rubbing up against my back. What could I do but rub back? I danced with the faceless body for a while before turning around to see who it was and HOLY SHIT! It was my fucking block captain.
Ok, I don't know how many of you know the extended saga of me and my block captain. Since moving into our place almost a year ago Jackson and I have had numerous run ins with this lady, most of which ended up being retellable stories. She originally hated me and cursed me out constantly because I accidentally threw Ramona's poop in her private trash can (I didn't know it was hers!!), she is incredibly racist and likes to tell Asians (ALL Asians) to "Go back to Chinese!", she has the loudest voice and is always outside using it in the summer, and best of all, once a cop told me she killed her baby. that's kind of a long story. another time, maybe.
Anyway, yeah, my block captain was rubbing up on me. She was wearing a white fluffy dress that accentuated all of her curves in the most perfect way, and was dancing up a storm (which is funny cause she is supposed to have a major foot injury and is always walking around on crutches... hmm... insurance fraud, anyone?). Luckily, she wasn't the only character at this party, there was also a man with no pants on. Of course, they quickly found each other and luckily she stopped freaking me and started in on Pantsless. We only stayed for about half an hour, and it was really fun, but then I needed to get Jasmine all alone so we started to leave, prompting my block captain to attack me again. Apparently she loves me now! We got upstairs and Jasmine noticed I had a HUGE black lipstick mark on my neck, courtesy of you-know-who. Damn. What a nite.
Suddenly, I felt a large body rubbing up against my back. What could I do but rub back? I danced with the faceless body for a while before turning around to see who it was and HOLY SHIT! It was my fucking block captain.
Ok, I don't know how many of you know the extended saga of me and my block captain. Since moving into our place almost a year ago Jackson and I have had numerous run ins with this lady, most of which ended up being retellable stories. She originally hated me and cursed me out constantly because I accidentally threw Ramona's poop in her private trash can (I didn't know it was hers!!), she is incredibly racist and likes to tell Asians (ALL Asians) to "Go back to Chinese!", she has the loudest voice and is always outside using it in the summer, and best of all, once a cop told me she killed her baby. that's kind of a long story. another time, maybe.
Anyway, yeah, my block captain was rubbing up on me. She was wearing a white fluffy dress that accentuated all of her curves in the most perfect way, and was dancing up a storm (which is funny cause she is supposed to have a major foot injury and is always walking around on crutches... hmm... insurance fraud, anyone?). Luckily, she wasn't the only character at this party, there was also a man with no pants on. Of course, they quickly found each other and luckily she stopped freaking me and started in on Pantsless. We only stayed for about half an hour, and it was really fun, but then I needed to get Jasmine all alone so we started to leave, prompting my block captain to attack me again. Apparently she loves me now! We got upstairs and Jasmine noticed I had a HUGE black lipstick mark on my neck, courtesy of you-know-who. Damn. What a nite.