bruises are hotttt.
new owies lately:
lacerations and bruises all over my left shin. i had to pee really bad while we were having a campfire in the woods - i was also quite drunk. i stumbled off and peed (somehow i managed to avoid my shoes, wow!), and on the way back, i completely ate it over a log. helen said all she heard was THUNK "FUCK!"
a huge, mouth-shaped bruise on my right arm. i like to tell people that jasmine bit me, but i really have no idea where it came from.
sore right wrist and random strawberries all over. thanks, jasmine, for making me pack you "old timey style".
long scrapes on my left knee and lower thighs, in various stages of healing. ramona sometimes gets really excited to see me, but obviously she needs a nail trimming.
nasty bruise on my thigh. not sure where this one is from either. i think maybe surfing?
last night before the hilarious bike accident, jasmine said that she didn't want to get on my bike with me cause she thought we'd fall. but really, who cares! bruises and cuts heal, they shouldn't ever stop you from doing anything fun. broken bones suck for 6 weeks, and can be expensive, but is it worth censoring your life? i guess there's a balance. i just think bruises are hotttt.
lacerations and bruises all over my left shin. i had to pee really bad while we were having a campfire in the woods - i was also quite drunk. i stumbled off and peed (somehow i managed to avoid my shoes, wow!), and on the way back, i completely ate it over a log. helen said all she heard was THUNK "FUCK!"
a huge, mouth-shaped bruise on my right arm. i like to tell people that jasmine bit me, but i really have no idea where it came from.
sore right wrist and random strawberries all over. thanks, jasmine, for making me pack you "old timey style".
long scrapes on my left knee and lower thighs, in various stages of healing. ramona sometimes gets really excited to see me, but obviously she needs a nail trimming.
nasty bruise on my thigh. not sure where this one is from either. i think maybe surfing?
last night before the hilarious bike accident, jasmine said that she didn't want to get on my bike with me cause she thought we'd fall. but really, who cares! bruises and cuts heal, they shouldn't ever stop you from doing anything fun. broken bones suck for 6 weeks, and can be expensive, but is it worth censoring your life? i guess there's a balance. i just think bruises are hotttt.