Is This a Kissing Book? (Done proper, by Øystein Bech Gadmar)

[mollyringwraith]

You may remember, a while back, I received an LOTR/Princess Bride parody crossover from DeVee, and posted it here. Many of us added our own funny quotes, though it was never quite put into any particular order. Well, Øystein Bech Gadmar just emailed me this--the full LOTR film trilogy script, as told through Princess Bride quotations. This is

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[pith]

Awesomeness =) The Princess Bride goes well with everything.

[grommie]

ROFLWELSOMN (ROFL with excess laughter spewing out my nose)

"Where did we put that host of men we had?"
"Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?"

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!

[narniadear]

"SAM: I have no Ring.
FRODO: Sam, I’ll tear your arms off.
SAM: Oh, you mean this Ring."

This made my entire week. :D

[calligrafiti]

This was hilarious! I especially liked:

DENETHOR: My men are here. I am here. But soon you will not be here!
GUARD 1: Now?!
GUARD 2: Light him!

[salmatyqoc]

*clings to fandom* *writes fic* Tags: my life 6 comments Speak Link Remember Tell a Friend 8th-Jul pm - oh, technology Am now on Facebook because, uh, Tulane wants me to be, so there I am.

[claudiopeedin]

But soon you will not be here. GUARD 1: Now. . GUARD 2: Light him. DENETHOR: The Dread Steward Denethor takes no survivors.

[dinenxfaer]

Tomb in Minas Tirith:
DENETHOR: I am the Dread Steward Denethor. There will be no survivors!
GUARD 1: Now?
GUARD 2: Not yet.
DENETHOR: My men are here. I am here. But soon you will not be here!
GUARD 1: Now?!
GUARD 2: Light him!
DENETHOR: The Dread Steward Denethor takes no survivors. All your worst nightmares are about to come true!
[...]
PIPPIN: Well now, that was an adventure. Singed a bit, were you?
FARAMIR [shakes head]: You?

Outside Minas Tirith:
WITCH KING: Good heavens. Are you still trying to win? You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you into trouble someday.
EOWYN: Hello. My name is Eowyn. You killed my uncle. Prepare to die!

THE MOUTH OF SAURON: He died well. That should please you.
GANDALF: Nothing you can say will upset me. [To ARAGORN] Aragorn, cut his head off.

*falls off chair laughing* This was great! I loved it!

[dan_ad_nauseam]

>THE MOUTH OF SAURON: He died well. That should please you.
>GANDALF: Nothing you can say will upset me. [To ARAGORN] Aragorn, cut his head off.

THE MOUTH OF SAURON: Hey, you're the Strider! You can't do --

[gramina]

Shades of Barrayar??

[zsuzannaguroh]

I should now take you back to Minas Tirith to answer there to Denethor, and my life will justly be forfeit, if I now choose a course that proves ill for my city.