I apologize for this being only tangentially related to LOTR. Non-hobbit-fangirls can disregard.
So you're wondering what Elijah Wood was doing this past weekend.
Well,
ten_fifteen directed me to these incriminating photos of 'Lij as the "King of Bacchus" at Mardi Gras. I think, for better or for worse, you need to see them.
Tights. Cape. Gold. Wow. Um, I can see up your skirt, dude... Even more glittery photos here. The question is, would I flash him my boobs if he threw me some beads? Well, duh. Of course I would. The trick would be flashing my boobs to him and him alone, and not to the rest of the Mardi Gras parade-goers.