"So long, Princess."
Look at news, see Carrie Fisher has died.
Step 1: Don't cry.
Step 2: Fail step 1.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out..."
Carrie, you were unvarnished and eccentric and troubled and hot and smart and sassy, and showed us that a female icon can be all those things at once. Thank you.
Love to her friends and family, and to all the hurting fans whom 2016 has trampled thoroughly. (Shout-out to George Michael's memory too...sigh.)