Daily Summary
Meeting Minutes from the Nat'l Sarcasm Society
- 19:49 Dear Norse Gods, save me and the taste buds of those I love from the bland cooking of your preachy, patronizing holier-than-thou descendants #
- 19:52 Of the North Dakotan flood plain, just SAVE us & I swear to sacrifice a fat pig or a virgin or hell, even a fat virgin pig in your honor! #
- 19:55 Scene: 9 bowls of homemade chicken soup in front of 9 hungry ppl. Sadly, soup is so awful that 6 (those of us that don't live in ND) canNOT #
- 19:57 We just can't eat it. Only time I've ever been happy to have a flare, so I could escape that disaster. Also? G's 90 yo Gma's an attn whore!! #
- 20:01 She not only bored our palates, she recited poetry and played piano. I kept waiting for an Austen joke about young ladies exhibiting! #