Meeting Minutes from the Nat'l Sarcasm Society
- 08:02 How much self-loathing do you think can be contained in one human being before spontaneous combustion takes place? ... Just curious. #
- 13:04 I feel the start of a knifelike flare deep inside me. But dishes are calling. Do them now & risk a worse flare OR rest & hope I can do them? #
- 13:07 I'm faced with a question such as that everyday, only the nouns and adjectives change. And when you live as a Chronic, it is the only one. #
- 13:12 My word obsessed brain likes calling me a "Chronic" - "disabled" is wrong cause you can't see what's wrong, "invalid" I hate for the duality #
- 13:15 But Chronic works. I am a Chronic. It encompasses so many descriptions of my illnesses, even in my med records! Can I submit this somewhere? #
- 15:55 The key to getting what you want as a wife, is to make it *his* idea. My mom is the master & about to assist me in getting to go out to eat! #
- 15:57 See, she went to a ritzy italian place for lunch w/the best alfredo. Now I want to go... So I called her back, asked her to rave about it - #
- 15:59 - to G when he picks up laundry. If Mom's still got game, I shouldn't even have to ask. Plus, he'll feel good about being such a loving guy! #
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