Wardrobe malfunction

[mollymolekular]

So I wore a skirt today, a little pleated grey kilt I've had for a couple of years but never wear. Really not the skirt type. Now I remember why

Comments

[thecoldroom]

You do make the most marvelous first impressions.

[mollymolekular]

I guess. I don't know, but this keeps happening. I'll think I look really respectible at 7AM and by noon I look like hell or my outfit has succumbed to some sort of tragedy. I'm so challenged.

[ex_nomoresci293]

You should do what Cher does... multiple costume changes throughout the day to keep yourself looking fresh!

Well, that and hire 4 scantily clad gay men to run ahead of you and announce your arrival.

*chuckles*

[mollymolekular]

Damn. I JUST finished commenting how glad I am that you don't compare me to that tacky cyborg anymore. Sigh.

[ex_nomoresci293]

Tacky Cyborg? Leave Azza out of this!

*buah ha ha ha*

[mollymolekular]

No, she reminds me more of E.T., if he shopped at Winners.

Oh, God, I would only say that to you, cause you know we're not that mean, are we????

[ex_nomoresci293]

We're not mean, just truthful.

Is it our fault that she looks like ET? We're not her parents.